Peter Kent denies being a "piece of shit"

OTTAWA – Minister of the Environment Peter Kent emphatically denied being a “piece of shit” today during Question Period in the House of Commons. MP Justin Trudeau referred to the minister as a “piece of shit”. Kent, a former meat puppet, told reporters that the opposition has no evidence that the minister is, in fact, a “piece of shit”.

Trudeau hurled his accusation when Kent claimed that New Democrat MP Megan Leslie, the NDP environment critic, did not know what she was talking about because she hadn’t attended the climate meetings in Durban. Leslie was not at the conference because Conservative government did not invite opposition MPs to attend.

It is not known if Ms. Leslie also thought Kent was a “piece of shit”.

Kent suffering the obvious effects of gastric discomfort during the Durban Conference