Aide: Prime Minister’s hairpiece made in China

OTTAWA – A former aide to Prime Minister Cowboy Steve said today that the leader’s hairpiece was made in China. The PMO staffer, who left the government in July, also asserted that the piece was ‘prêt-à-porter’, rather than custom made.

“Honest to God, with all his money, power and status you think he’d want the best. Instead he wears something that looks like he fished it out of the shower drain. If I were him, I’d look at buying a luxury rug, like a Shatner 3000.”

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