The Tebow Conundrum….What Would Freddy Do?

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If Fred Biletnikoff were forced to catch fluttering ducks from Timmeh, I reckon he would do it by slathering the goo on thick.
Over his entire body.
OK?
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Of course, he would also be required to wear anti-Stabler medallions to simultaneously ward off any residual the Evils of the Snake.
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