Back away slowly, Canada…

Potential next President of the USA:

CrazyEyes, come on down!

Yes.  It’s true. And amidst the squirming-like-a-toad insanity that’s been holding the collective USian brain in its grip lately, it could happen… a lot more easily than we probably think.

Saner people are already making a mad dash for the exits, raising the Batshit Index of the GOP’s 2012 presidential field a few more points.  Before this is all over, Charles Manson will announce his candidacy.  Why not?  He’s got the eyes for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey Harpie, here’s a Job Creation Program for you:  let’s get that Zombie Wall along the 49th built before 2012.