Prime Minister picks Bruins to win it all
Canada's biggest hockey fan is weighing with his take on hockey's Stanley Cup finals. Cowboy Steve has declared that he backs the Boston Bruins to win Lord Stanley's silverware. The…
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Ontario Tories promise to force manual labour on MPPs if they win election
TORONTO — Ontario could be the first province in Canada to force MPPs to earn their keep by picking up garbage along highways and cleaning graffiti from city walls if…
Prime Minister welcomes new Tory benchwarmers to Ottawa
Cowboy Steve, once likening "backbenchers" to "benchwarmers" invited several of the party's newest MPs out for some baseball followed by a trip to a massage parlour."Joey, do you like movies…
Prime Minister adamant Soudas affair won’t affect campaign
"Canadians don't give a shit about these kinds of things. They care only about the economy. That and a large double double. And little sour peach candies."
Conservatives target ethnic vote
Here's your chance to be just like one of us! We're counting on you people! (Nous l'aimons quand vous nettoyez nos maisons. Nous avons besoin de votre voix. Merci.)
Prime Minister unveils new promise at leadership debate
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Prime Minister: "Debates are for losers"
At a campaign stop today in New Brunswick, Prime Minister Cowboy Steve clarified his stance on a proposed one-on-one debate with Liberal Party leader Michael Ignatieff. The Conservative Party leader…
Prime Minister says coalition is like a sex orgy
Today the Prime Minister called the coalition "a sex orgy with multiple partners". Campaigning in Halifax, Cowboy Steve said he would be firmly against such a public coalition. "Let me…
Hudak resigns, joins cast of "Two and a Half Men"
Erstwhile Ontario Tory leader Tim Hudak shocked everyone at today's Queen's Park session when he unexpectedly tendered his resignation. Hudak has been tabbed as Charlie Sheen's replacement on the popular…
Prime Minister takes ownership of Canadian government
The "Government of Canada" is no more. Public servants from four different departments have confirmed to The Canadian Press that they received a directive that the words "Government of Canada"…
Prime Minister working to get Canadians in Libya home
The Prime Minister today announced a bold new plan to retrieve Canadians remaining abroad in crisis-torn Libya. "The wheels are already in motion" said Cowboy Steve. Canada will pick up…
Bev Oda vindicated
Not only was Conservative MP for Durham Bev Oda exonerated of all accusations, she was quickly rewarded with a newly-created cabinet post. There was an announcement from the PMO that…
Poll says Canadians believe Bev Oda did *not* do anything deceitful, misleading, half-witted, fraudulent, disgraceful or just plain stupid
A poll taken in Ottawa shows Canadians think International Cooperation Minister Bev Oda is *not* guilty of charges by oppostion members in Parliament. A Conservative Party insider said the vast…
Nicholson under pressure to fill prisons
A spokesman for Rob Nicholson said today the Conservative Minister of Justice feels the need to increase the Canadian prison population. "We've got plans to bring more and bigger facilities…
Conservatives step up pre-election campaign
Cowboy Steve and the ruling Conservatives yesterday started a pre-election mail blitz
Rob Ford Reveals Subway Alternative
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford unveiled his Subway alternative today. According to Ford, the new plan can meet the demands of both the downtown and suburban populations, even during rush hours.…
Peter MacKay tightens security on Canada – Egypt border
OTTAWA - In the wake of the recent civil unrest in Egypt, Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay has unveiled strict new security measures on the shared border with Canada.…
Prime Minister marks five years in office
Prime Minister Cowboy Steve marks five years in power as Canada's big cheese, eclipsing the tenures of long-serving Conservative heavyweights Joe Clark and Kim Campbell. Party faithful gathered to celebrate…
Newbie MP Fantino named to Conservative cabinet post
Newbie Member of Parliament Julian "Mallcop" Fantino was named to Cowboy Steve's federal cabinet at Rideau Hall yesterday. The country's newest MP is now its newest cabinet member, the minister…
Prime Minister announces appointment of dead NFL announcer to Senate
In Ottawa today, Prime Minister Cowboy Steve named famous football personality Don "Dandy Don" Meredith to a new position in the Canadian Senate. "I am pleased to announce the appointment…