Nevermind that socialist piker the Easter Bunny.
I mean, what are a few chocolates for all once a year anyway?
Especially now that the Lotuslandian Engineers (Road Division) have put up signs everywhere telling everyone to read.
And worse, they’re telling everyone to read commie-stuff.
Clearly, it is high time somebody set up a Wild Dogwood Party around here.
Pronto.
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