mark a rayner | scribblings, squibs & sundry monkey joys: Ask General Kang: How do I keep my two-year-old son from killing his mother (my wife)?

First off, you probably need to untie her and let her run away from the frisky little tyke. Oh and stop giving him knives to play with. By the way, you know you’re ripping off “Stewie” from The Family Guy? … Continue reading →