Is there anything more tedious than a professional contrarian with a newspaper column? You know the type, they are everywhere – those who can be relied upon to always zig when society zags just because they fancy themselves courageous rebels taking a stand for “freedom” or “common sense” by doing
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the woodshed: Tell me again how ‘government can’t do anything’
These are photos from Mars, taken by a nuclear-powered truck that a bunch of hairless monkeys landed there by remote-control sky-crane from a planet away. I was able to download them from the internet less than 20 minutes after the aformentioned atomic space truck landed. Doing so cost about one
Continue readingthe woodshed: Which side are you on, MacKay?
Conservative legacy hire Peter MacKay, Minister of Defence and CPC capo for Atlantic Canada, gives a speech at the French Embassy on Bastille Day (video not an exact match, but you get the idea) This illustrates a few things: First, that MacKay knows as much about history as he does
Continue readingthe woodshed: thou shalt not bear false witness
Someone thinks this story should make you angry about the big bad government and how it discriminates against poor persecuted Christians and robs people of fundamental liberties with its jackbooted thugs and politically-correct commissars. In other words, it is a typical SUN news story. Naturally the story of how Michael
Continue readingthe woodshed: if they gave out awards for sheer brass…
Then Lord Tubby would certainly get one, with crossed swords, oak leaf clusters and bar.But they don’t.People who renounce their Canadian citizenship to accept foreign honours should automatically be stripped of the Order of Canada, as should people who disgrace the Order by being convicted of serious criminal offences.They stripped
Continue readingthe woodshed: why is this man smiling?
This photo of Finance Minister Jim Flaherty with Canada’s last penny cost taxpayers $56,000. That is more than many rank and file public servants make in a year. That is the annual salary of a nurse or government clerk or soldier.So, the next time you get pissed off about how long
Continue readingthe woodshed: This Search Engine Kills Fascists
While we in Canada had a crown-wearing Beaver for our national birthday Google Doodle, our neighbours to the south were treated to the work of one of their greatest patriots, who would have been 100 years old on July 12. Naturally, this did not sit well with the very people
Continue readingthe woodshed: Fingerprints or laziness?
I am enjoying Aaron Sorkin’s new series The Newsroom. He pretty much had me at “It’s not” however, I will be listening for Sorokinisms Tweet The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: I’ll bet your day seems a lot better now, doesn’t it?
WARNING: extremely foul video, do not watch while eating, digesting, considering eating, or thinking about using a bathtub, ever. I woke up yesterday morning to find the toilet overflowing and the bathtub half filled with raw sewage. No, that is not the opening line in a new blues song, that
Continue readingthe woodshed: we stand on guard for theeeee
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Continue readingthe woodshed: We have a special guest
Members of the congregation, your attention please! We have our first ever guest post from none other than our spiritual leader of the moment aka Our Man in Abiko: Dearly beloved, agents provocateur, lost sheep, members of the choir and the Rev. Paperboy, Our Man wanted to make the purpose
Continue readingthe woodshed: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
The level of Star Wars geekdom involved in this bends the needle. I mean, writing the parody lyrics is one thing, even the notion of making it a rock opera. But making a seriously high quality video of it? This is a super sized, extra-large order of hot Star Wars
Continue readingthe woodshed: Video killed the radio star
Yeah, we’ve got you coming and going on the whole music thing this weekend. Just click on the control bar above the radio to pause the music stream and have a look at some music videos. These first few were suggested by regular reader and hero of the revolution the
Continue readingthe woodshed: Winter is coming, but it isn’t coming fast enough
No, this is not a weather post. The weather in Southern Ontario has been great lately, hail storms notwithstanding. It has been in the mid 30s C, a little humid, but nothing compared to August in Tokyo.Those in the know will get the reference. I’ve recently passed on to Mrs.
Continue readingthe woodshed: four chords and the truth
The scary part is that they are entirely correct. Tweet The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: Contemptuous and contemptible
A lot of people are claiming the immigration and citizenship minister Jason Kenney’s “Asshole-gate” is a tempest in a teapot and now that Kenney has phoned Alberta deputy premier Tom Lukaszuk to apologize for calling him an asshole in an email to CPC caucus members, we should forget the whole
Continue readingthe woodshed: Chapter IV: A New Hope
Now that Team Coyne’s campaign for the Liberal leadership has come out into the light, one wonders if we can convince Parliamentary process expert, ace thumb-typer, tireless CBC news minx and hat enthusiast Kady O’Malley to run against him. With competition like this, Justin Trudeau might decide to run after
Continue readingthe woodshed: My father taught me so much
and I’m passing it all on to my kids in just this way.Tweet The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: 108 years ago today
Mr. Joyce taught the band to play… Tweet The Rev. Paperboy Feed
Continue readingthe woodshed: Too true
Shamelessly stolen from Stephen Lautens, who has many many more over on the twitter thing where he can be found under @stephenlautensTweet The Rev. Paperboy Feed
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