Stupid Sex Tricks: Who gives a flying fuck?
Erm…apparently, these two do: The Federal Aviation Administration says it will look into a videotaped skydiving sex stunt to determine if the pilot might have been distracted during the incident…
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Stupid Sex Tricks: Well, that’s ONE way to get their attention…
But if you really want to hold it, you may have to chain them up: Not recommended for use with customers, obviously.
Stupid Sex Tricks: The ultimate stupid sex trick
Just file this one under “it’s all fun and games until someone breaks his penis”: A penile facture, or “broken penis,” is an injury that occurs to the erect penis.…
Stupid Sex Tricks: 9-11, with a side order of commodified female flesh
Gawd bless Amurrica! This was uploaded by Hooters itself, two days before the 9-11 x 10 mourn-a-thon. I believe the underlying message is “Eat greasy wings and ogle these Twin…
Stupid Sex Tricks: Only in France?
Zut alors! Sexual abstinence could cost you dear. Jean-Louis, 51, found that out the hard way after his divorce. According to Le Parisien, the Niçois was sentenced in May 2009…
Stupid Sex Tricks: How NOT to Succeed in Journalism Without Really Trying
In a nutshell, always believe what dickish men in suits tell you: Kang was indicted earlier this year on charges of making sexually abusive remarks during a dinner with dozens…
Stupid Sex Tricks: How to cope when it’s just you on your own
Dave Franco demonstrates how it’s done: Go F*ck Yourself with Dave Franco from Dave Franco Of course, this assumes that every guy whose girl dumps him in a fit of…
Stupid Sex Tricks: Tampons Ate My Virginity
My gawd, it sounds like a campy horror flick, doesn’t it? But yes, there are still adults dumb enough to worry about their daughters using internal absorbents to mop up…
Stupid Sex Tricks: There’s an app for WHAT?
And it advertises WHAT? This ad banner actually appeared on an iPhone sex app. I’m sure it was completely random, but it’s also completely stupid. A screen that small doesn’t…
Stupid Sex Tricks: Taking it all off…for Pooty-Poot?
If you thought this song was silly, wait’ll you get a load of this story: “What are you ready to do for your president?” says the video calling on the…
Stupid Sex Tricks: You’ve heard of road turtles…
…but have you ever heard of AIRPORT turtles? Love is in the air at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York. More than 150 turtles crossed over an active…
Stupid Sex Tricks: When sex doesn’t sell beer
Okay…I have to admit, I thought this was very clever at first. A sexy beer ad that objectifies…MEN, for a change? Now, tell me what exactly is wrong with this…
Stupid Sex Tricks: Greece Has Talent
OMG, what do they put in the ouzo? It makes guys musical in all the, uh, most interesting places: Very nice, fellas! Do you do requests? I wanna hear “Zorba’s…