I keep having this dream…
Happy Friday everyone! I hope your weekend is pure pandamonium! Yang your ying (or vice versa) with a little satirical fiction. Alltop has more bare humor.
Pandas
The Art of Distraction
Inspired by these stories: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2013/04/05/bc-rbc-foreign-workers.html http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/04/09/tax-haven-shea-cra-cbc-request.html http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/04/09/afghanistan-soldiers-danger-pay.html
Harper government ‘an embarrassment’ with bailout on U.N. drought convention "talkfest"
Another first for the UN-phobic Harper government. After earning the distinction of being first to bail out of Kyoto, they are now the first to jump ship from the UN’s…
GiAnt pandas land in TorAnto, get airport greeting from PM
Inspired by this headline http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/03/24/toronto-giant-pandas-arrive-pearson-canadian-visit-starts.html
Panda photobombs Harper
Found this on Buzzfeed. I love the look on the Panda’s face. “Holy shit, look at that ugly creature. So that’s a Canadian, eh? Poor things.”