Musings
Chow beats Ford. Tory, Stintz don’t.
It’s that simple. There’s a few analysis pieces in the papers this morning about the anticipated Toronto mayoralty race. Hepburn says some Liberals are fretting about who to support. They…
The most shocking paragraph you will read today
. In the United States, newspaper advertising revenue – the main source of economic support by far – was $63.5 billion in 2000. By 2012 it had fallen to $19…
Toronto needs a mayor: how can you tell when Rob Ford is lying?
His mouth is open, that’s how. This, from Mayor Crackhead, who regularly claims to fight taxes. You can safely assume that those who support Ford’s “fiscal agenda” – Stintz, Tory…
No, actually
No he doesn’t. No it isn’t. No it didn’t. No it isn’t. You’re welcome.
Jim Coutts
When I was I shit-disturbing Young Liberal – before I became a shit-disturbing Old Liberal – I was on the Carleton U. Grit club executive. I decided to stir things…
Five Feet of Something
She still have that drug and booze problem? Shame.
Greatest band name of all time
Tweeted by Tim LeMule. It’s for real. Forerunner of Shit From Hell?
Extreme weather change? What extreme weather?
Your browser does not support the video tag Oh, and extreme weather? Climate change? Clearly, this guy is a Communist.
In Tuesday’s Sun: my 2014 political wish list
It’s not often that a Conservative provides me with inspiration. But it’s a shiny new year and I am uncharacteristically full of political hope and optimism. Begone, nattering nabobs of…
Wow, is Gwyn ever going to catch shit for this one
“A good case can be made that the best result for Canadians and for Canada in the election due in 2015 would be the re-election of Prime Minister Stephen Harper.”…
Kamloops Daily News
I am very sad to see them go. And not just because they occasionally published me. It’s sad because the loss of every newspaper means our democracy is diminished, in…
Baseless speculation. Plus: It’s colder than a flattened toad on a Manitoba backroad in February
…but I have just received amazing, awesome legal news. It warms my tiny black heart. However, I am not permitted to tell you about it for a period of one…
Laugh-ology
You’ve heard of Kremlinology? Where, lacking any reliable information whatsoever, self-described political experts scrutinize body language, removal of official portraits, and position in receiving lines to determine who is up,…
Release your inner art director
We are shooting pix of SFH for the new record sleeve. Pick the pic you like best! With band members, the yawn is a big hit. Sums up what I…
SFH in the Martian Dweller Studio
…to record ‘The Rob Ford Song’ with the Broken Shit Scene Juvenile Chorus. Out soon on Ugly Pop Records! br />
We get letters: happy new year greetings!
From: Elnora gammie_g2000@yahoo.com Date: January 5, 2014 at 10:51:50 AM EST To: “Warren.Kinsella@sunmedia.ca” Subject: Ford Warren your shame should be complete every waking minute of every day. Your a piece…
In Sunday’s Sun: the most famous Canadian of our lifetimes
NEW YORK — The first thing you notice about this city’s new mayor is that he is pretty tall — six-foot-five, according to official reports. Oh, and he doesn’t smoke…
Isn’t it enough humiliation that we have Mayor Crackhead?
Do we in Toronto have to thoroughly humiliate ourselves in other ways, too? Good God.