Victims Of The War On Xmas?
They fell from the sky!
Liberal War On Xmas
Xmas Horror Descends To New Depths!
My wife has recently started watching chick flicks about Xmas on the Hallmark Channel. She won’t stop. I call them Chickmas Flicks. I can’t barf harder, or any more frequently.
I Prefer The Term Heathen
But if Manitoba PC leader Brian Pallister wants to wish “infidel atheists” a happy Xmas than I’m OK with it. Remember, his bunch used to burn our bunch in pyres…
Great New Game For Holiday Shopping Season!
Waiting in Line 3D! Jump up and down! Look from left to right! Punch yourself in the face to stay awake (or when you think to yourself “I could be…
The World Has No Use For Truth Tellers Anymore
A 24-year-old Kingston man was arrested during Saturday's Santa Claus parade after police received a complaint about a man walking along the parade route telling children that Santa Claus doesn't…
America Finally GETS IT!
Some 45 percent of those polled said the holiday season brings so much financial pressure, they would prefer to skip it altogether.In other results from the same poll:- 76% of…
Have A Royally Shitty Xmas
Vehicle just cost me $700, and I won’t be getting the old dog back for another four hours. Lotta folks I know will be getting lumps of coal this year.…
Santa Should Straighten Up And Fly Right
He should dump the pipe. Kids staying up late Xmas night, hiding behind the couch to catch a glimpse, will see him with the thing and take up the habit…