SFH Kinda Suck!
Snipe Yeomanson, Bjorn von Flapjack III and Yours Screwly played last night, and we were godlike geniuses, basically. Here’s our latest vid, directed by the brilliant Nick “The Knife” Nelson,…
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Dimples? Simple
Dimples. That’s what you actually get some Trudeau trolls nattering about online: Andrew Scheer’s dimples. Seriously. For some reason beyond the understanding of sane people, the Trudeaupian types think that…
Yell at the spouse, lose the house (updated)
That’s a headline that ran in the Sun, nearly a generation ago. It changed political history. Remember Lyn McLeod? I do. McLeod was the leader of the Ontario Liberal Party…
My latest: amend the constitution, save the planet
Want to save the planet? Amend the Constitution. In the United States, such an amendment has been sought since 1996. Here’s what it says: “The natural resources of the nation…
My latest: hypocrisy, thine name is JT
“A hypocrite,” Adlai Stevenson said, “is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation.” That’s all that…
My latest: dogs and politicos
Why do political people love dogs? Because we do, we do. Proof is at hand. MacKenzie King’s personal legacy – characterized, as it was, by his avid spiritualism, his byzantine…
Pizzagate poll: the shocking photographic evidence
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met with the “Papineau Youth Council,” whatever that is. One of his fart-catchers took a photo (of course). I and and a panel of experts have…
My latest in the Sun: when they came for the Jews/Sikhs/Muslims, they said nothing
Silence. That’s all that could be heard from the federal party leaders, essentially: silence, or something approaching that. The occasion: the decision of assorted Quebec politicians to pass a law…
Our Daisy
Daisy. Daisy is my company, but – for almost as long – Daisy was a dog, too. I got her in 2007, at a place out of town. She rode…
Five free comms tips for Justin Trudeau
The Gettysburg Address it was not. Standing on the picturesque shores of some picturesque lake in Mont-Saint-Hillaire, Quebec, Justin Trudeau was asked what he and his family had done to…
My latest: Trudeau’s enemy
Justin Trudeau needs an enemy. In politics, you always do. Someone you can demonize. Someone you can warn voters about. Someone who suggests to voters that, while you may be…
WE WON WE WON WE WON
Oh my God I am so happy
Prime Minister Single-Use Plastic
From next week’s Hill Times column. It’s pointy, like a juice box straw. The Gettysburg Address it was not. Standing on the picturesque shores of some picturesque lake in Mont-Saint-Hillaire,…
My latest: it isn’t genocide
Genocide is one of those words that one does not toss about, like confetti. One does not treat “genocide” like it has no meaning. It has a very specific meaning.…
My latest: when Trudeau calls it genocide
Genocide. That’s what the Prime Minister of Canada says Canada is guilty of — the crime of crimes. That’s what the United Nations International Criminal Tribunal called it, too, when…