4500…Stephen Harper Sorta Gets It
This is a good thing. I didn’t vote for him and when I go to hipster bars I always make sure to wear my Stop Harper button but… If this…
World Famous Dan Shields
4499…Nothing Going On Here
City in mourning. Senators lost. 1/0. Sadness abounds. WFDS
4498…Our Beloved Prime Minister Says What
Straight up from Postmedia: Prime Minister Stephen Harper has warned Iran that the world will “cast judgment” if “terrible” things are done to a Canadian who has been sentenced to…
4497…Blind Man Gets Hole In One Then Dies
The Brantford Expositor tells us that Gord Paynter got the hole in one at that town’s North-Ridge Public Golf Course in August of ’99. He died Monday. Frankly I don’t…
4496…Jokers To The Right Of Me
Or at least to the right. The Wildrose,poised to run the Conservative dynasty out of Alberta because the Conservatives were not backwards, er right wing enough, are going to be…
4495…Keith Moon To Drum At London Olympics
My friend Len Berman from Len Berman’s That’s Sports sends this along: 5. RSVP For the Closing Ceremony to the London Olympics, the organizers have asked members of The Who…
4494…Hitler’s Birthday Will Be Sad In London
Ontario. London, Ontario. As you probably know this Friday is Adolf Hitler’s birthday and for some inexplicable reason pot heads, that would be chronic marijuana users, celebrate the day by…
4493…From The Land That Gave Us Jet Ski Boy
Stockwell Day. The retired member of the Stephen Harpers’ cabinet who believes that dinosaurs roamed the earth a few thousand years ago has met his match. Fellow Albertan and soon…
4492…The Devil Is In The Details
I wuz reading in Ezra Levant’s Sun piece today that one of the ads that the soon to be defeated Conservative Party in Alberta is running is a piece that…
4491…Alberta’s New Premier Danielle Smith Is
Anti everything in the guise of saying that she is pro freedom. Hmmmm, where have we heard this before? Ou est? WFDS
4490…Skinny Jeans
Fat people everywhere, and this certainly includes me, pay attention. Skinny Jeans. The first word says it all. Skinny. If you are a size 16 or have a 40 inch…
4489…Happy Birthday Pope Benedict XVI
The former member of the Hitler Youth turned very old today, 85 to be precise. April is also the month, 19th of, that Pope Bennie became the Pope. I sent…
4488…Greetings From Boston
Where it is Patriot’s Day and also the day of the Boston Marathon. When watching the highlights on TSN, ESPN, look for me. I will be the one at the…
4487…If It Only Wasn’t So Darn Cold
Canada would be Nirvana. Not the band, fool, but a perfect place for all, except the haters of course who don’t like anything, to live. Peter Worthington of the Quebecor…
4486…You Have Seen The Adverts
Even here in staid ole Ottawa there have been print ads for ABC’s new sit-chick-com Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23. In the words of every review I have…
4485…Best Obit Ever
This is viral. Obituary or Memoriam PrintMichael “Flathead” Blanchard | Visit Guest Book Blanchard, Michael “Flathead”1944 ~ 2012A Celebration of the life of Michael “Flathead” Blanchard will be held on…
4484…Stephen Harper IS The Prime Minister
Head of the class. Big cheese. Grand pubba. The CBC has found out that Stephen Harper’s Labour Day boo to Manhattan, a three day cruise that included a Yankees game,…
4483…There Is Joy In Mudville
For the mighty Rangers have struck out. Fuggetabout the F-35 stuff; The Ottawa Sun is planning the parade. The Stanley Cup parade. WFDS
4482…Slate Develops The Obvious Into News V2
Stories like this are why Journalism Schools,like the one my alma and mater Carleton is so proud of, are a waste of space and time. Slate today asks the question…
4481…Slate Develops The Obvious Into News
Tattoos used to make you a scary outsider. Now that 45 million Yankees have tats, plus one Senator, that Indian dude that also tatted up Justin Trudeau crushed last week,…