4517…Dan Quayle And Shopping
You can combine the joy of hearing the former Vice President of the USA speak and do some quality shopping next month. Dan Quayle is scheduled to give the commencement…
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4516…Ottawa Is A Happy Town This Day
The Ottawa Senators won last night. This is the team that all on the planet, excepting Don Brennan of The Ottawa Sun, said were going to be soooooooooo bad. The…
4515…Earth Day
Is today. I thought we did this one a couple of week’s back when we turned out our lights for an hour. I was wrong. Not sure how to celebrate…
4514…The Calgary Herald Is Bi
Politically that is. Today’s editorial endorsed both Wildrose and Progressive Conservative Parties for Monday’s election in Alberta. How cool is that? WFDS
4513…The Tim Hortons Gift Card Is In The Post
Happy 86th to our Queen, Liz the Two. WFDS
4513…Thomas Mulcair On The Evil Weed
He hates it. Don’t legalize it. Wait, no, I meant that no one should go to jail for having a few joints. Waffle much Thomas Tom? WFDS
4512…5200 4/20 On Parliament Hill
That is a lot of pot heads, like .05 per cent of the population of Ottawa’s metro area. No fuss, no muss, lots of high. According to Russell Barth in…
4511…Michele Mandel Is A Female Dog
Coz if you call a thoughtless b*tch a thoughtless b*tch you can get in trouble. The Suns did a piece today on the closing of Kingston Prison, Millhaven, the Mill,…
4510…Happy Birthday To You
The oldest stadium in Major League Baseball, may be the oldest stadium still in use in the world, at least at a high level, Fenway Park in Boston, turned 100…
4511…I Am Not A Fan Of David Suziki
Just rubs me the wrong way. Sanctimonious, patronizing are the two nicest things I can think to say about him. I would like him to retire. Not die. Retire. Definitely…
4510…Jose Canseco Loves Baseball
The man who hit almost 500 homers, wrote a book, Juiced, that broke open the steroids scandal, Jose “…Canseco announced on 98.5 The Sports Hub’s Toucher and Rich Friday morning…
4509…That Crazy Tim Hudak Is Up To Stupid
Again. The WFDS called into angry white man radio, 580 CFRA, this morning to tell cool hair guy Brian Lilley of SUN TV what I thought of Tim Hudak. Not…
4508…May Be President Obama Is In Trouble
Whatdya think about this ticket: Romney/Rice. Peter McKay’s ex squeeze is just like Two Fer on 30 Rock. She is a Two Fer. Makes one think. And if Romney/Rice should…
4507…Alzheimer’s Claims A Legend
Pat Summitt, the greatest coach in the history of women’s basketball, has retired. She is only 59 but she was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s last year and is hanging up her…
4506…Canada’s 46th Best Uni Steals A Coach
OMG they just are so clueless at the University of Ottawa. Plus they never win anything, anytime. They are the Missouri of the CIS. Chalk up another loss for the…
4505…Jason Kenney Back To Being A Douche
In The National Post today Jason Kenney reverts to form when he says that “Ottawa is preparing to crack down on employment-insurance recipients who are not seeking work in areas…
4504…Jason Kenney On Thomas Mulcair
From The National Post on the new leader of Team Dipper. And his two passports. The one from the country that he wants to lead, ours. And one from the…
4503…Fat Man Goes To Kentucky Fried Chicken
News or not? In Toronto when the fat man is dieting 300 pound mayor Rob Ford it is news. So sayeth the Toronto Star.WFDS
4502…The World’s Oldest Teenager Is Gone
Dick Clark, American Bandstand, dead at 82. He worked for the same network, ABC, for over 50 years ushering in New Years for the last four decades or so. He…
4501…President Mitt Romney
The words just roll off the tongue, eh? The Ottawa Citizen on line says that Mitt “…Romney, the party’s presumptive nominee now that his main Republican rival has folded up…