4636…Happy Bunny Not So Happy Anymore
The Guardian Online reports that 11,000 pounds of sex toys have been stolen from the Happy Bunny in Merry Ole England. BTW that is 11,000 pounds sterling not pounds pounds.…
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4635…The Pursuit Of Happiness
It is right there in the United States Constitution. Former GOP prez candidate Dr. Ron Paul positioned himself as a bit of a Jeffersonian and constitutionalist. His son, Rand Paul,…
4635…Toughest Job In The World
Delivering pizzas in Kabul. Reuters reports that in the capital of Afghanistan, a village of about four million, the streets have no names. Or numbers. Local delivery only I guess.…
4633…News Flash: Romney Against Gay Marriage
It is in every newspaper on the planet this morning. Every newspaper on the planet also reported the following: The sky is blue. Water is wet. The Toronto Maple Leafs…
4632…Today Is A Bad Day To Die
As if there was ever a good day. Actually today, yesterday, last week were bad days to die for your family. Pourquoi you ax? Becuz today is Mother’s Day and…
4631…Mikey I Is Getting Paid Today
It is 65 candles time for Michael Ignatieff. Gee, it has been so long, is it one f or 2? Wonder what Stephen Harper got him for his birthday? A…
4630…High Fiving To The Hospital
A high five is just an extra happy handshake. The Washington Post reported that Bryce Harper’s high five of Washington Nats teammate Mark DeRosa sent Mr. DeRosa to painville. Mr.…
4629…Will You Still Love Me When I’m 64?
Happy birthday to Israel, 64 today! Big ups to Salim Mansur of The Suns for the tip. WFDS
4628…Stephen Harper Tell Him To Shut UP
Jacques Gourde, the only member of your Quebec caucus that you did not make Honourable, is b*tching that times were better when the Bloc, you know, the Bloc Quebecois, the…
4627…Get To The F*cking Point
Everything is not an essay question. Yeah, I am talking to you. I was purusing, a word I just invented, with Mara Carfagna, my dog not the Italian politico, blogs…
4626…Big Day For The Rideau River Tomorrow
My great friend Martin Canning is working on getting the Rideau River to a level of pre historic cleanliness. You can and should help: Martin Canning613-316-3929canning.martin@gmail.com RIDEAU RIVER CLEAN-UP.Saturday, May…
4625…Tiger Woods Meet Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson meet Tiger Woods. Although they seem like disparate characters they have a lot in common. Tiger Woods is considered kaput by many critics, fans and media types because…
4624…What Year Is It In Arizona?
This is the state that, I have read, thinks it is okay to check the I D of t h o s e people at random to make sure they…
4623…Apparently Foreign Oil Companies
Are from other lands. This comes as a revelation in the popular press which is aghast that much of the money being made in Fort Mac and other Canuck oilfields…
4622…Happy Birthday To A Leprecaun
The elfin rocker from Eire is 52 today. Happy birthday to Bono. I hope someone got him a new pair of sunglasses for his birthday. WFDS
4621…Decima Speaks
And Ottawa listens. “The Canadian Press Harris Decima survey indicates that the NDP have 34 per cent of popular support, compared to 30 per cent for the Conservatives.”The Liberals are…
4620…Rush Limbaugh On Gay Marriage
Via George Takei on Facebook quoting Rush Limbaugh, the number one conservative radio host in the States, from Wednesday’s show: We’ve arrived at a point where the President of the…
4619…We Have A Place For All; Even Serial Killers
We are the Canadian Armed Forces. CTV says that “Defence Minister Peter MacKay has apologized for a Department of National Defence booklet containing a photograph of convicted murderer Russell Williams.…
4618…Vidal Sasson Is Done
At 84. Found this story on my very own blog, The World Famous Dan Shields, via the USA TODAY. How cool is that? This guy was cool too. An Israeli…
4617…Romney Could Win
Just keep that in mind. WFDS