4656…Dean Del Mastro I Love You
The Tory Member of Parliament from Peterboro, Ontario has the best comedy writers in the world writing for him. Check this. In a CBC convo on the 17th of May,…
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4655…Father Of The Year
WREG-TV in Nashville reports that it is not going to be Desmond Hatchett of Knoxville, Tennessee.Mr. Hatchett is 33 and is very good at one thing. Getting women pregnant. He…
4654…I Was In A Riot Last Night
By legal definition any how. I was in Hull, a bucolic little ville down the street from where I live, a ville that happens to be in Quebec. After the…
4653…Toronto Police Chief Steps Up To The Plate
Bill Blair is the man’s name and CBC News Toronto reports that “… has asked for permission to discipline 30 of his officers, including two senior officers, in the wake…
4652…Fixed Election Means Byelex In Toronto
CBC News breaks with the story that “Conservative MP Ted Opitz’s 2011 federal election win last year in Etobicoke Centre was declared null and void today in a challenge by…
4651…From Lincoln To Romney Through Nixon
And the Bush family. How the Grand Old Party, The Republican Party, has fallen. What brings this on is that on this day in 1860 the GOP nominated Abraham Lincoln…
4690…Ottawa Is Town Of Hypocrites
I don’t just mean on The Hill either. There is this sex exhibition in Ottawa at the Museum of Science and Technology that is on now. OMG if you were…
4689…I Love To Love You Baby
It is all over the news. American disco diva, five time Grammy winner and culture shifter Donna Summer, 63, who broke out of Germany with her epic track Love To…
4688…Step Away From The Buffet
TMJ4, The Milwaukee Journal’s TV station, calls this a First World Problem.“Bill Wisth, of Mequon, says he was getting ready to move on to his thirteenth piece of fish when…
4687…Danny Tanner Is Not Gay
The dirtiest human being to ever walk the face of the planet, Full House’s Bob Saget, turned 56 today. WFDS
4646…I Lied To You
About that, ah read the cut and paste below from Urbanlegends.com. Come to find out, that news story circulating for the past two weeks about a Polish dentist pulling out…
4645…Dr. Shaq Is A Good Influence On Dropout
Dr. Shaq is, of course, Dr. Shaquille O’Neal, BA, MBA, PhD. The drop out, as reported at SFGate.com, is Don Nelson, who dropped out of Iowa University in ’62 to…
4644…Strippers Are Not Coroners
Most of them anyhow. Not that I have ever been in a strip club. Well, once, but I need change and only stayed a hour or three. If strippers were…
4643…I Got Good News In Ontario
And I got bad news in Ontario. The good news is the latest poll has Tim Hudak, the Conservative leader, er, Progressive Conservative leader, at the bottom of the big…
4642…Prime Minister Thomas Mulcair
You know when no one was paying attention to him he seemed bright and everything. Dya think it were the beard? Anyhow now that he has become the leader of…
4641…Ron Paul Sorta Out Of The Race For Prez
But not really. The lifelong politician who doesn’t favour professional politicians and is all for freedom as long as it is conditional is sort of stopping his campaign for the…
4640…Leonard Cohen Is A Mensch
My Berliner friend Brent Kerrigan tells me that that Leonard Cohen won the Glenn Gould Prize. The prize, for being especially artsy and fartsy, comes with a 50,000 dollar howdy…
4639…Ashley Madison Says Jean Charest’s Ex
Hood is the most adulterous in the most adulterous city in Canada. The ‘hood is The Glebe, the city of course is Ottawa. My source, The Milky Show from BOB…
4638…This Is Straight Out Of The Simpsons
CNN reports that 38 per cent of 911 calls to the NYPD are butt calls. That is calls made with your derriere. Like you I have had a number of…
4637…Happy Birthday
Vaseline. Patented on this day in 1878 by Robert A. Cheesebrough. Before Stonewall. WFDS