4776…If She Could Have Kept Her Pants On
She would be Prime Minister someday. She is Belinda Stronach and her adulterous affair with Tie Domi ended her shot at the beeg prize. She is still a superstar and…
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4775…Worst College Roomie Ever
It has to be Morgan State’s Alexander Kinyua. He is 21 and he has admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. The Baltimore Sun reports that the malfeasance was…
4774…Jack Layton’s Legacy Enhanced Today
The Montreal Gazette reports that today is the day that former NDP leader Jack Layton’s memory is going to be honoured today in his toney hometown of Hudson. Today is…
4773…NDP Are Number One In Canada
That is what “The national survey commissioned by Postmedia News and Global TV…” 38 per cent.The Liberals, they be sh*tting the bed bigtime.WFDS
4772…This Should Be A Holiday For Police
Len Berman’s That’s Sports informs me that on this day in 1847 a Dutch sea captain invented the doughnut. WFDS
4771…The Students’ Demos In MTL = Fail
They had me, they had progressives and they even had Pauline Marois and her gang on their side for the longest time. What they didn’t do was read Sun Tzu’s…
4770…She Cut Off His Penis: Then Things Got Bad
Move over Lorena Bobbit, the late night talk show punchline of two decades ago, you have been topped. Reuters reports that Catherine Kieu Becher, a 48-year-old Garden Grove, California woman,…
4769…Another Paper Dies
You know and I know and we know that this time next century paper newspapers will be few and far between. Earlier this month Postmedia, they run papers like The…
4768…Thomas Mulcair Is The Alienator
First he alienates the West, then Bay Street, now it is the people of India.In yesterday’s Globe and Mail there was a note from India’s High Commissioner to Canada Shashishekhar…
4767…Karla Homolka Re Surfaces
Paula Todd has found and written a book about Canada’s Sweetheart Karla Homolka. The National Post opens their piece in yesterday’s online paper thus: A new e-book says Karla Homolka…
4766…LeBron Haters Beware
Five to go and the Heat are up by 20. King James is getting his ring. His first ring. WFDS
4765…Speaking Of Ooooops
My friend Kim Brunhuber posted a thingy on Facebook about a big oops. Apparently The Ottawa Citizen, which, allegedly, is the better of the three dailies serving your capital, made…
4764…Ooooops Today Is Aboriginal Day
Hey, at least I know the earth revolves around the sun, eh? WFDS
4763…El Roundo Tells A Nose Stretcher
It’s all over the Postmedia papers. Stephen Maher and Glen McGregor are writing about the man of the hour, our beloved Prime Minister’s parliamentary secretary, said yesterday that “…said Wednesday…
4762…Crandall University Hates On Gays
Coz they are un Christian. The gays, not the Christians at Crandall University who are hating on gays. As if prejudice was Christian. CBC Moncton reports that the Christian liberal…
4761…Fur Coats Made Out Of Dalmations
How cool, eh? And warm. PETA spokesman Wendy Wegner told GossipCop.com that a Dalmation fur coat would go great with the Christian Louboutin python snakeskin boots that Kim Kardashian wore…
4760…Ralph Kramden Meet Dean Del Mastro
Were they separated at birth? WFDS
4759…Brain Drain
Love him or envy him one has to admit that Ben Mulroney is a pretty decent talking head. Now the star of Canuckistanian TV is taking his talent to America,…
4758…Bev Oda Kicking And Screaming
Huffington Post Canada reports that Bev Oda is going to get kicked out of Cabinet well before the snow falls in Canada. The limo loving, high living, sixteen dollar orange…
4757…I Am Looking Forward To Hell
Seriously.If one person told me it was as hot as hell in Ottawa today, 100 did.I am rather fond of the fact, as my dear friend and future Liberal MP…