5036…And You Thought You Had A Bad Week
Len Berman’s That’s Sports reports that “First Chad Johnson was arrested for head-butting his wife, then the Miami Dolphins released him, then their reality show was canceled by VH1 and…
World Famous Dan Shields
5035…More Ethnic Cleansing In Store For Quebec
580CFRA, the anglo news station in La Belle’s third largest market of Gatineau, tells all that “The Parti Québecois is promising Quebec voters it will forbid public employees from wearing…
5034…Bestest Obituary Line Ever
From yesterday’s New York Times. “Helen Gurley Brown…died on Monday in Manhattan. She was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger.”No truth to the rumour that instead of being…
5033…The National Champs Are One And Zero
Yeah, bay bee! Carleton’s Ravens men’s team played a team from Buffalo, the UB Bulls that were a mirror image of themselves and, as should be, the game came down…
5032…Rob Ford Channels Britney Spears
As in “Ooops I Did It Again”. The Ford Follies continue their run in Toronto. This time it is The Globe and Mail reporting that hizzoner got busted by “A…
5031…Party On It Is Pakistan Independence Day
Seems like the first one was only yesterday. But it is today. Thanks for the Facebook tip Judy Sgro. WFDS
5030…Bye Bye La Belle
First off I gotta say I really love Quebec. My dad worked in a factory there, E. B. Eddy’s, for half a century, I have spent about 80 per cent…
5029…Big Goings On At Carleton Tonight
It is the start of the exhibition basketball season at my alma mater. Tonight the defending national champeens play against a teams from Tim Hudak’s hometown of Buffalo, the University…
5028…Helen Gurley Brown RIP
90. If it wasn’t for Helen Gurley Brown some of us would not be here. She was one of the driving forces, primarily through Cosmopolitan, behind the sexual revolution. Later,…
5027…Today’s Excuse/Reason To Drink Is…
It’s lefthander’s day. I know. But drinking is drinking. WFDS
5026…Happy 85th Birthday Fidel Castro
Putting off his trip to Hell for yet another year the former Cuban dictator and all around tyrant Fidel Castro turns 85 today. If he thinks Havana is hot; no…
5025…Senator Ponytail Looking For A Beating
Another one. The Tory cash for lifer who got beaten like a rented mule earlier this year by Justin Trudeau is back Tweeting. This time he was/is chiding his better…
5024…At Least He Is Green
Paul Ryan that is, the veep to Mitt Romney’s prez in 2012. Not that kind of green; the O’green. Saving grace. WFDS
5023…Apparently
The Olympics are over. The same group of people who be moan the fact that the Stanley Cup playoffs are on every channel may now go back to watch Ellen…
5022…Mitt Needs To Make His Mind Up
The former governor of Mass, the son of the former governor of Mich and the man who would be the ruler of all things American, Mitt Romney canna make his…
5021…Heavy Hookers Cost Taxpayers Many Bux
It is all there in The Telegraph. Prostitutes in New Zealand’s biggest city, Auckland, are wreaking havoc and costing tax payers in that burgh beaucoup d’argent. The problem is the…
5020…Funniest Headline Ever
It is in today’s Montreal GazetteAnglophones should consider the PQ, says Pauline Marois That is like chickens voting for the farmer.WFDS
5019…Marilyn Manson He So Smart
BoingBoing.com reports that “Redditor j_patrick_12 says he ran into Marilyn Manson in an airport security line, and that Manson was apologizing profusely for the word F*CK written in eyeliner on…
5018…Quebec Looks PQ ish This Time
Look the election in Quebec is toute toute f*cke; who you gonna pick? There is Jean Charest, the Conservative who calls himself a Liberal. Corruption? What corruption? Sure 86 per…
5017…I Meant Paul Ryan
Ooooopsie, wrong again. I meant Paul Ryan, the Republican congressman from Wisconsin would be the Veep for Mitt Romney. If you know anything about this guy he has but one…