5076…Kobe Bryant Drives Like Rob Ford
With a phone attached to his ear. From TMZ. WFDS
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5075…Dave Chappelle Meets Mayor Rob Ford
It was all over the place including yesterday’s Toronto Star where I got this picture. In The Toronto Sun a spokesman for Mayor Ford claimed that he was a big…
5074…Today’s Reason To Drink
Or think.My real world and Facebook friend Rachel Decoste informs that today is International Day for Remembrance of the Slave Trade.The slave trade of course still goes but not at…
5073…Billy Hamilton
You want to remember that name. Billy Hamilton is a speedster who yesterday set the one year record for stolen bases in pro baseball. 146. He is playing AA for…
5072…Thoughts On St. Jack Layton And The Dips
Group think indicates that we are not supposed to say anything accurate about the man who accomplished nothing during his career. My Facebook friend Dean Rivando thinks otherwise. Dean RivandoOne…
5071…Stop The Presses
CTV reports that there is a possible outbreak of syphilis in the porno studios in Los Angeles. As if. Y’know that’s why I got out of the industry. WFDS
5070…More Maudit Anglaisisms From Ms. Marois
Just in case you didn’t catch it in yesterday’s Suns the woman who leads the PQ and is the next Premier of La Belle, if it all goes according to…
5069…Carleton Hoop Tonite 7 Bells Vs NorthEstrn
The school from Boston, the Northeastern Huskies, are going to get beat like a rented mule tonight. OMG it is going to be soooooooooooooooooo bad. Check me out in the…
5068…PaulineMaroisMeetDanielleSmith/Tim Hudak
Perhaps you remember Danielle Smith, she was/is the leader of the Wildrose Party who had a big lead going into the final phases of the Alberta provincial election earlier this…
5068…These Are The End Days Fer Sure
It is over.The planet will soon implode/explode/something/something.People Magazine’s online arm is running the story that Chad Kroeger of the hated Canadian band Nickleback put a 14 carat diamond on Avril…
5065…First They Kill Breaking Bad Now The Office
This year, its ninth, will be the end for the second best thing to ever come out of Scranton, NBC’s The Office. You know in this era one would think…
5064…Usain Bolt Turns 26 Today
26. This means that the fastest man in the history of history has not reached his athletic peak yet. OMG. WFDS
5063…Mike Huckabee On The Plus Side Of Rape
You read that correctly. The former governor of Arkansas, former prime contender for the GOP nom for POTUS and the man who on Rick Mercer’s Talking To Americans congratulated Canadians…
5062…Sponge Bob Threatens Ukraine Society
At least according Ukrainian officialdom.The FW reports that “According to a study by the Ukrainian National Expert Commission for Protecting Public Morality, in addition to ‘promoting homosexuality,’ the popular children’s…
5061…My Butt Hurts. Who Do I Sue?
The Dallas Cowboys. That’s who. The stronza doing the suing is Jenelle Carillo who burnt her tuckas sitting on a marble bench outside Cowboys Stadium on a 101 degree day,…
5060…Hipsters Move Elvis Down The Road
The Ottawa Citizen breaks the news this morning that the Elvis Sighting Society, as featured on The Jerry Springer Show, is moving from its present spot at Richmond and Churchill…
5059…It Is Officially The 1960’s In Augusta, GA
Seriously. ESPN reports that Augusta National Golf Course, the home of the most prestigious golf tourney extant, The Masters, has leapt right into the 1960’s. They are going to allow…
5058…Pride Week In Your Capital
The flag, the rainbow flag, is flying over City Hall, pissing off CFRA Nation but making everyone else feel all inclusive. Big parade is on Sunday. Look for me marching…
5057…Phyllis Diller 95 And Dead
Story just broke. Everywhere. Man she was funny. 95, good number. Rest in peace. WFDS