5276…An Oldie But A Truthy
From SNL. WFDS
World Famous Dan Shields
5275…Obama, Madonna, New Orleans
Even though the last GOP prez f*cked Nawlins but good the folks who paid big bux to see Madonna last nite in the Crescent City were not thrilled with her…
5274…Smarter Than A Fifth Grader
But not as smart as a sixth grader.That would be the University of North Carolina’s Erik Highsmith.The Washington Post reports that our hero “Senior wide receiver Erik Highsmith committed plagiarism…
5273…President Romney Creates More Jobs
In China. But they will trickle down. WFDS
5272…Dean Del Mastro My Name Is The WFDS
El Roundo was all over the news yesterday, specifically The National Post, byatching that people that are asking questions about his alleged financial malfeasance were using the cloak of anonymity.…
5270…It Is Everyone’s Halloween
By the way, did it not usta be Hallowe’en. Just saying. Save some candy pour moi. WFDS
5269…I Had My Sombrero On And Everything
Yet no one came up to me at the University of Ottawa/Bishop’s game tonight at the U of Zero’s Montpetit Hall. May be you weren’t there; perhaps you were just…
5268…Big Investment Opportunity; Not Spam!
Lolo Jones is on the United States Women’s Bobsled Team. I don’t know how one invests in Women’s Bobsledding but I do know is going to explode. WFDS
5267…Meatloaf Endorses His Prez Candidate
The classic rocker, if you have no idea who he is it is all good, his biggest album came out during the Jimmy Carter, pre Joe Clark, era, has picked…
5266…Oh, Yeah, And He Is Going To Jail
Silvio Berlusconi would be the he and The Associated Press, reported in The Toronto Star, says that he just got sentenced to jail for not paying those pesky taxes, taxes…
5265…President Romney Creating Employment
It does trickle down. Imagine what wonders he will something, something, something when he is elected. God bless him and keep him. WFDS
5264…Lowell Green Ain’t Sleeping Tonight
His newspaper, the one he helped found, The Ottawa Sun, reported today that over 20 per cent of Canucks don’t speak English or the dreaded Francais at home. What is…
5263…Meanwhile Back In Italy
Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is saying ciao to front line politics. The avid hetrosexualist and promoter of women at all levels is 76 and tells the world via…
5262…Bad Week For Cardinals Of St. Louis
First the Giants of San Francisco knock them out of the hunt for the World Series and now this. Every paper in the world reports that Pope Benedict is bringing…
5261…Tim Hudak Retiring In June Of 2013
Says so on the front page of your home delivered Ottawa Citizen. The story actually says that Tim Hudak, the suburban Buffalo boy who grew up to lead the Progressive…
5260…If This Wasn’t Sad It Would Be Poetic
A Hall of Fame catcher; a mid-western corn field and; a Ford F-150.Poetry.Except. From Huffington Post comes the story that “…Carlton Fisk was arrested for DUI on Monday evening in…
5259…Headline Of The Year V.2
From Yardbarker Morning Bark: Mark Sanchez splits with Eva Longoria, will try hand at football That be funny. WFDS
5258…Headline Of The Year
What did Justin Trudeau’s dad do for a living again? From today’s Toronto Star. Justin Trudeau’s image in Quebec is shaped by perceptions of his father Good to see Captain…
5257…Two To One Plus One To Nothing
Those would be the accepted results in the debates down south. Two to one for El Presidente; One to nothing for El Vice Presidente. Will this translate to the reupping…