5616…They Do Some Things Right In America
Hot dogs. Apple pie. The Senate. Perhaps, since we seem to have mastered the first two, we should, and by we I mean he, our beloved Prime Minister Stephen Harper,…
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5615…I Am Roman Catholic; I Need A Job
CFRA plus every other news outlet in the solar system are reporting that Benedict the 16 is packing it in. Hello, what about me? WFDS
5614…I Sleep With Mara Carfagna Every Night
Mara Carfagna is, of course, the former Italian minister for equality under Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. I sleep with the other Mara Carfagna. My dog. Postmedia reported recently that I…
5613…Moving On Up
The new regime in Ontario, headed by Kathleen Wynne, has made Ottawa Centre MPP Yasir Naqvi honourable by adding him to the cabinet. He is going to be the minister…
5612…Can One Get Kicked Out Of The Senate?
With all the fuss over Senator Patrick Brazeau, potential felon and a wee bit of a fibber when it comes to money coupled with l’affaire Mike Duffy I ask the…
5611…Donald Duck: Racist?
Among Disney characters Donald Duck has certainly had the most chequered career. There is an urban legend, refuted by Snopes.com, that states that Mr. Duck was banned in Finland for…
5610…Stephen Harper Is An Historical Blip
You know. An anomaly.Yesterday morning’s fish wrap told me that “If a federal election were held in Canada today and Justin Trudeau were at the helm of the Liberal Party,…
5609…Lady Looks Like A Dude
FOX News made a boo boo. buzzfeed.com reports that the right wing Yankee network ran a story on trad marriages, you know, man and woman, and ran this photo. Turns…
5608…Jeffrey Paul Delisle Convicted Of Spying
Been reported widely in Canada. This motherf*cker sold secrets, top secret secrets, to the Russians for 72,000.00$. Seriously. 72K for selling out his country which, btw, is my country. What…
5607…Aislin On Duffy
WFDS
5606…Army On Stand By In Toronto
It snowed there. WFDS
5605…Dog May Kill Blue Jays World Series Hope
See Ontario has a law that says no pit bulls. Mark Buehrle is a star pitcher that the Toronto Blue Jays signed in the off season. In Ontarioio one is…
5604…Another Reason To Hate Duke
The self proclaimed Harvard of the South and the home to the least classy fans extant. Last night the Cameron Crazies out/under did themselves by asking Tyler Lewis how his…
5603…Senator Ponytail Update
From CFRA: Sen. Patrick Brazeau released after being charged with domestic and sexual assault. Brazeau paid $1000 bail, and must stay at a Maniwaki residence, cannot carry a firearm, and…
5602…Ottawa Company Invents Perfect Food
Bacon meet beer; beer, bacon.The Ottawa Sun reports that “HogsBack Brewing Company will launch its new Aporkalypse Now Oatmeal Bacon Stout this weekend, and it’s made with Canadian pork.”It is…
5600…Senator Ponytail Wins Cash For Life
Patrick Brazeau is his name and he is a young buck, under 40, who has a secure six figure plus job until he is 75 and, as of today, no…
5599…Senator Duffy And The Constitution At Odds
CTVNews.ca said last night that "The Canadian Constitution requires all senators to reside in the province which they represent." Reside is 183 days. "Conservative Senator Mike Duffy, who must prove…
5598…Berlusconi Does It Again
Berlusconi has become plural as in the Berlusconi brothers and they are both making news for all the wrong reasons. The Globe and Mail reports that “Last week it was…
5597…Tories Caught Lying V.2
This nose stretcher is brought to you by buffet killer and Kanata, home of the other Ottawa Senators, resident Senator Mike Duffy, who ostensibly is a Conservative.Mr. Duffy has been…