5816…The Facebook Problem In One Thousand Words
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World Famous Dan Shields
5815…Fine North Korean Craftsmanship
No one has ever uttered those words. No one has ever written those words. Until now. Fine North Korean Craftsmanship. The reason the WFDS wrote those words is coz he…
5813…I Want To Be An Ottawa Senator
Not the kind that skate. Too much travel. Plus I can’t skate backwards or raise the puck.I want to be the kind that work, lol, on Parliament Hill.Seriously.Whose idea was…
5812…Justin Bieber Disrupts Norway
Got home from work, just chillaxing and reading the Oslo Dagbladet, I have home delivery, and I find a story about a fellow Ontarioioioian. None other than Justin Bieber.Turns out…
5811…Speaking Of Being Poor
My friend Giovanni John, Ottawa’s celebrity photog, tells me that today is National Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Day. We have a new winner. In The Who Gives A F*ck…
5810…Conservatives Think It Is Easy To Be Poor
Not just in Canada either. In Merry Ole the Tories have decided that, like here, the reason the country is broke is coz the poor people have all the money.…
5809…We Are Number One Where It Counts
Check this out from OECD 2012. WFDS
5808…Rick Santorum On Gay Marriage Root
Will and Grace. The NBC sit com from the ’90s is, according to former GOP candidate for POTUS, responsible for the current interest in gay marriage in the USA. Rick…
5807…More Bad News For Tim Hudak
His Buffalo Bills have just signed Kevin Kolb, who sucks, to a two year deal to QB Tim Hudak’s team. Heck I am sure we both got the story from…
5806…April First First Day Of An Exciting Month
This is the month that the next Prime Minister of Canada will be chosen by Liberals all across Our Home And Native Land. Plus baseball starts, The Big Dance, The…
5805…Did Peter Kormos Have A Tattooed Belly?
I think he may have. Here is a quote my real world and Facebook friend Samuel Getachew posted. “When I die….if you want my organs, get them. I am going…
5804…Why Time Begins Today
Or, more to the point, Washington Post writer Thomas Boswell explained Why Time Begins on Opening Day in his 1984 book. The boys of summer are back. Let’s go Yankees,…
5803…Happy Birthday Sorta Newfoundland
The Dominion of Newfoundland celebrated Gordie Howe’s birthday in 1949 by ceasing to exist. It was on this day that Joey Smallwood’s dream came true. Newfoundland became Canada’s 10th province.…
5802…Today Should Be A National Holiday
It’s Gordie Howe’s birthday! WFDS
5801…Bacon Jumps The Shark
I got this from Gawker. J&D’s Bacon Condoms™ are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and…
5800…Former Sunshine Boy Dies
That would be Peter Kormos, a Niagara Regional Councilor who represented Welland and who was MPP from that Niagara town for 23 years. A life long Dipper, Mr. Kormos was…
5799…Conservative Senator Hires Girlfriend
This is a bit of an old story but one that has legs.Earlier in March The Toronto Star reported that “A Quebec senator is in the spotlight over reports that…
5798…Ralph Klein Dies; Mark Bonokoski Angry
Mark Bonokoski, a Sun thingy, is mad at the Toronto Star coz when they put the news that former Alberta Premier Ralph Klein had died at 70, they ran this…
5797…Bad News For Tim Hudak Again
Ontario’s biggest Buffalo Bills fan, ironic considering the Bills also choke in big contests, Tim Hudak is down in the polls. It is running in every paper in Ontario the…