3821…Where Have You Gone Mrs. Joe DiMaggio?
If she was still upright Mrs. DiMaggio, Marilyn Monroe, would be blowing out 85 candles today.WFDS
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3820…Jack Layton Is A Boor
Jessica Murphy of Sun Media dug out the info from a study by McMaster researcher Alex Sevigny that confirmed what Parliament watchers already knew: when it comes to civility Jack…
3819…This Is Your Canada
Freezing rain.No one complains.20 below zero.No one complains.Blizzards, blowing snow, black ice.No one complains.But when it gets nice out like it was in your capital yesterday.Everyone complains.WFDS
3818…Oil Guys Please Explain This
Regular gas in Gatineau, thenorthern suburbs of Ottawa, 121. Same gas downtown 134.In yer southern 'burbs, 127.Please, explain.WFDS
3817…Ottawa Senator Retires From Politics
K, he is from Ottawa, Kansas and he hasn't been a Senator since the Habs were a dynasty but but but he is/was a bigenough deal that his retirement from…
3816…Make My Day
Happy happy Clint Eastwood.81.Joe Namath is 68.Go Jets.WFDS
3815…"That Ain’t My Junk"
Provincial PC candidate George Lepp, a world wide aensation, tells Jonathan Jenkins of the Sun that the penis posted from his Blackberry on to his Twitter account was not his.Which…
3814…These Are The End Days
Harold Camping was right.Case in point was offered on the front page of today's Metro, a free paper in Ottawa.Bees Swarm MarketOMG.In the Ottawa Sun the bees become wasps and…
3813…Boston Pizza Is Now Vancouver Pizza
From the Vancouver Sun:The Boston Pizza website has been rebranded as 'Vancouver Pizza.'In a show of home-town support and solidarity, Boston Pizza has become "Vancouver Pizza" -- for the duration…
3812…Did I Say May? I Meant October!
NBC4i.com tells the world that "As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy…