4004…College Football Kicks Off Ce Soir
For real. NCAA. Not a hater on this one but, God bless, the CIS just ain't quite there. Weak line up tonite with the best game being Syracuse and Wake…
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4003…I Anticipate A Barber Shortage In 2014
At least in Ontario. That's coz, as it has been widely reported in the Trillium Province, 8000 support staff at Ontario colleges walked off the job early today. Good time…
4002…Ironically
In the face of Wade Belak's apparent suicide is the announcement in Ottawa's Metro that U2's Bono and Colon Farrel are coming to Ottawa on the 10th of September to…
4001…And Then There Were Three
Dead NHL tough guys. Last night Wade Belak, a man who made his living getting punched in the head, was found dead at his Tronna condo. Early reports indicate Mr.…
3200…Now It Is Official
Professional fear mongers Mark Syeyn and Michael Coren concluded last night on Sun TVs The Arena that the U.S. is done. I hope they have the decency to wait until…
3199…He Is Back
All the way back. He is Michael Vick and after hitting bottom financially and doing time followed by a 10 buck an hour construction gig he is so back. It…
3198…This Is The Scene
The election is up in the air on Ontario and as Ontario goes so goes the country. Will we continue to be progressive under Dalton McGuinty or go back in…
3197…The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And
Not so round. If the bus is Tim Hudak's, the suburban Buffalo boy who wants to govern Ontario. According to my sources, which were the chatters in Yasir Naqvi's campaign…
3196…Meanwhile In The Country That Brought You
The History Channel, Germany, they have called off the hunt for Yvonne. Slate and NPR tell all that "Yvonne is a six-year-old cow who made a last-minute escape on May…
3195…Gotta Love Texas
George W. Bush, Dallas Mavs and now Drive In Church. WFAA in Dallas/Fort Worth tells the world that a pastor outside the D has launched a drive-in church that operates…
3194…Michelle Bachmann Makes A Funny
It is right there on CNN, FOX and every other news outlet including this puppy. The woman who would be President said that Hurricane Irene was a message from God,…
3193…Quebec Wants To License Journalists
You know, like Adolf Hitler and Joesph Stalin used to do. And Fidel Castro does. Only those in the club will get access to the cool information. Everyone else shut…
3192…Jack Layton Went Out The Way He Wanted
In a blaze of political glory. I swear that he would have wanted it that way. The only thing that would have made it better for Jack Layton and the…
3191…How Boring Is Ottawa?
This is how boring. Hurricane Irene visited Richmond, Virginia; DC; Balto; NYC; wiped out Vermont; New England; Southern Quebec and more. But, like any tourista who has done his research,…
3990…I Hate When This Happens
ABC reports that Phillip Seaton went into Louisville Jewish Hospital for a circumsion and came out sans le penis. Dr. John Patterson found inflammation on Mr. Seaton's little head back…
3989…Downfall You
Moomar has dipped out of Tripoli and the Libyan capital's political axis has shifted away from the Kernel. Soooooooo of course gas prices in Fort Mac go up 8 cents…
3988…Downfall
Moomar style. It ain't looking good for the Colonel. No matter what his peeps say, when they are in your house, literally, it is not good. WFDS
3987…Canada Wins Silver In China
If it was hockey it would be front page news but since it is hoop it were buried deep in the recesses of the sport pages. Nonetheless Canada, led by…
3986…Oy Vey
It ain't over. Just coz their leader, Jack Layton, died after leading them to their greatest victory, it does not sound the deathknell for the Dippers. C'mon, give yer head…
3985…Maine Be Cool
They have Old Orchard, they have Stephen King and, according to my friend Len Berman, they have The Redneck Olympics. It is in Hebron and according to Mr. Berman it…