4083…Thou Shall Not Kill
From David Emery, your Guide to Urban Legends comes this pearl:QUOTE OF THE WEEK: "If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of…
World Famous Dan Shields
4082…I Want A Corvette For My Birthday
Red.From you.November 29 is the day.On the calendar mark it.As slim as my chance of getting a Little Red Corvette from you for my birthday it is expodentially higher than…
4081…Russell Barth Should Thank Steven Harper
Or is it Stephen? I always mix those up.Anyhow, my source, the owner of a hydroponic store in British Columbia, tells me that there is a glut of marijuana in…
4080…People Getting Screwed By Corps
That is what Howard Buffett, the son of the richest guy in the world, Warren Buffett, told Bloomberg News this day.Mr. Buffett, by the by, does not reject the path…
4079…Flying Waiter Strike Avoided
Geez the flying waiters at Air Canada are worse than the NFL players were this summer.They keep playing the "We are going to strike card" and then don't.Breaking news from…
4078…Happy Hallowe’en From Kraft
They are going to raise the price of peanut butter, one of the staples of all proper diets by 40 per cent on October 31.Other companies mentioned in the Associated…
4077…Don Cherry Is Going To Rock This Sat
I do believe.The controversy was started when he referred to some ex goons in the NHL as wimps for wanting there to be less fighting/no fighting in the game. I…
4076…Please Forward This To PM Harper
Then tell him to read it out loud to his caucus.This piece is from today's Los Angeles Times:Stephen Downing, a retired deputy chief of the Los Angeles Police Department and…
4075…Amber Miller: Mother Of The Year
Picked this up from the L. A. Times. Amber Miller, 39 weeks pregnant, ran/walked the Chicago Marathon, grabbed a bite to eat and then had a 7 pound, 13 ounce…
4074…More Unemployment Woes For Ontario
The NBA, a league which includes the Toronto Raptors, has cancelled the first two weeks of its season.Looks like the whole shebang could be cancelled.The players can afford to take…
4073…Windsor Ontario Be Partying
The Lions are 5 and 0 for the first time since Louis St. Laurent was the Prime Minister.The Tagers are in the American League Championship.The Windsor Lancers, although they lost…
4072…How About Some Football!!!
It is going to be a Monday night football party in suburban Windsor tonight. The venue is that cute little town across the pond from the Motor City, Deetroyit, where…
4071…Imagine
Me, in a Speedo, washing my car on Thanksgiving Day in Ottawa.That is how warm it is here.The image of me in the Speedo should keep you from over eating…
4070…Greatest Wedding Ever
And I went to it.Last night at a bar, Nostalgica, on the campus of the University of Ottawa.I have been to prob 1000 weddings as an altar boy, dj, waiter…
4069…Buffalo Tim Hudak Slept Well Last Night
His Bills destroyed the Dream Team Philly Iggles in Mr. Hudak's hometown of Buffalo yesterday.At least one thing went right for him this week.Perhaps he could get his old job…
4068…77 Degrees
25 celcius.On Thanksgiving day.In your capital.Global warming rocks.WFDS
4068…77 Degrees
25 celcius.On Thanksgiving day.In your capital.Global warming rocks.WFDS
4067…Worst Team In The NHL
Could be the Ottawa Senators.Time will tell but if they are 10 and 45 in Feb you can expect every home game to be like a Hallowee'en party except everyone…
4066…Buffalo Tim Hudak Be High
For real.Border guards and cops smoke the best bud and BTH be sooooo high.Your Ottawa Sun says that he told his peeps in Niagara Falls that voters "...sent a strong…
4065…Love Those Blue Jays
Chris Carpenter.Roy Halladay.Yahoo.com reports that the deciding fifth game of the opening round of the National League playoffs unfolded as "A pitcher's duel between Chris Carpenter and Roy Halladay was…