6195…Good Time For A Tumour
Cold I may be but I am also accurate. The lucky recipient of said tumour, a lung tumour none the less, as reported by the gang at Postmedia, is Bruce…
World Famous Dan Shields
6194…Mayors Should Pay Hos In Cash
When using a sex worker. Allegedly, according to The Canadian Press and TVA, interim hizzoner Alexandre Duplessis of Laval rented a hooker a while back and had a dispute about…
6193…Argonauts Be Clever
That would be the Grey Cup Champion Toronto Argonauts. Their mascot’s name is Jason. That rings a bell, eh? WFDS
6191…Guns, Guns, Guns
As every news source in Canada reported the RCMP went a little Stasi in High River, Alberta today grabbing private people’s legal private guns. When our beloved Prime Minister, Stephen…
6190…Canada Goes First Overall
NBA Draft 2013, Commissioner David Stern’s last draft, was held tonight in Brooklyn. Canuck Anthony Bennett, a UNLV frosh, became the first Canadian to go first over all in the…
6189…Liz The Two Gets Big Raise
Five percent, which is a lot more than you got this time out, is what the Queen of Canada, Elizabeth II, has got as her raise this year.CNN reports that…
6187…NFL Union Weak: Presumption Of Innocence
One thing that seems to upset people in my peer group and in Ottawa specifically, is the fact that when police get busted for something, something they are suspended with…
6186…JT’s Liberals Breaking Thru In Alberta
Among other places. A piece I grabbed off of the Laurier Institute For The Study Of Popular Opinion And Study states that the federal Libs are poised to break thru…
6185…Senator Wallin She No Vote
Says so right here in today’s Globe and Mail. “…the Saskatchewan senator did not vote in the last federal, provincial or municipal elections because of her schedule.”Too busy to vote?…
6184…Rob Ford In Trouble Again
This time the story comes from CBC who have revealed that hizzonner was friends with one of the frequent callers to his Sunday afternoon radio show on CFRB. “CBC News…
6183…Kathleen Wynne Has Pride
The Premier of Ontario sent me this note and asked me to share it with you. When I ran for the leadership of this party, some people asked if Ontario…
6182…Bacon Dipped Bullets
Exclusively from South Fork Industries of Dalton Gardens, Idaho comes the pork dipped bullet. Iffen I could make sh*t like this up I would be a millionaire. But I can’t…
6181…Silvio Berlusconi Gets 7 Years
They don’t play in Italy; former Prime Minister or not if you get convicted you are going down. Hard. Reuters breaks the news that “A Milan court sentenced Italian former…
6180…Happy Jean Baptiste Day
Amazing innit that Quebec would have a different National Day than the Rest of Canada. July 1st of course is moving day. Viva La Belle. WFDS
6179…Laurel Broten Says Good Bye
CFRA, among others, reports presently that Ontario’s minister for Intergovernmental Affairs, is packing it in July 2. That’s four who have opted out of Premier Wynne’s caucus to date. WFDS
6177…Design A [Bacon] Doughnut
QMI reports that for the first time ever Tim Horton’s is going to let you design your own doughnut. And win 10K. Just go to duellingdonuts.ca or TimHortons.com/DuellingDonuts. You have…
6176…2013 Is Not 2015
Hey I am/is/are/was as excited as anyone when I just/just/just read in the online edition of The Ottawa Citizen that our man Justin Trudeau is looking good. Your capital’s fave…