4361…Richard Schimelfenig Where Are You?
Richard Schimelfenig of Delaware is one of those gutless pseudo revolutionaries who, when losing at anything, which he should be used to by now, just hides. Thanks for George Bush…
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4360…Tough On Crime Tories Not Tough On Pedo
Graham James, a serial child f*cker, has just been sentenced to two years in jail in Canada’s head copper, Vic Toews, hometown of Winnipeg. Good thing he wasn’t smoking a…
4359…Do You Think Don Cherry Still Loves Him?
Now that he is 64? Happy birthday to the greatest defenseman ever, Bobby Orr.WFDS
4358…This Is What Makes Ottawa Cool
Saturday night at The Bank there was an old story told but with a delightful twist. The old story was the proposal during a major sporting event story. Reported widely…
4357…Apparently War Makes U Kill U
The source is a web sit called readersupportednews.com and I got linked to it by Russell Barth soooooooooooo there is a bias but if it is to be believed the…
4356…Are You That Three In 6.45 Million?
My buddy Len Berman passes this gem from the NCAA’s March Madness along: 2. Sweet 16 So who had #10 Xavier, #11 North Carolina State and #13 Ohio in their…
4355…The Problem With The Dippers
Is that they would rather be right than win. That is why Ed Broadbent and the other failures/establishment of the NDP don’t like Thomas Mulcair. He wants to win. The…
4354…Mike And Molly: What If
One the mega fat stars of the CBS comedy lose a big chunk of weight? And we don’t have super fat cops in Ottawa or Gatineau or Montreal; are super…
4353…Mound Of Sound: Here Is Why Ed B Sucked
Ed B is Ed Broadbent and I said that he failed. Here is why. He never got in power. That’s why they keep score; silver medal is for the first…
4352…Cures For Hangovers That Work
It is the day after the Alcoholic Super Bowl aka St. Patrick’s Day. There are only two known cures for hangovers that work. One is time. The other is to…
4351…Ed Broadbent Team Player
Ed Broadbent, former leader of the NDP and the worst, w o r s t MP in Canadian history, is trying to throw the probable new leader of the Dippers…
4350…NDP PDN DNP Whatever It Is Called
Is sinking like a stone in Quebec. The poll by somebody reported everywhere has the Bloc Quebecois in first place. Jack Layton is either churning in his urn or spinning…
4349…Front Page Today’s Ottawa Citizen
With a picture and everything is the news that super old and super involved Ottawa citizen Grete Hale is petitioning the City of Ottawa to stop the construction of a…
4348…Happy Birthday Patrick
St. Patrick that is. The patron Saint of Ireland turns, uh, I dunno, like 1,600 hundred or something today. Same a prayer for me when you are at church, k?…
4347…Wayne and Schuster’s Career Made
On this day in 44 BC. Julius Caesar got it bad and the Toronto comedy due got the basis for their signature bit. It is an ill wind that doesn’t…
4346…Rush Limbaugh Controversy
It is similar to what is happening at St. Paul’s in Ottawa. Sandra Fluke is a 30 year old student at Georgetown University, a Roman Catholic University in Washington, District…
4347…Big Story In Ottawa: RC Uni Bans Condoms
F*ck you’d think that world had stopped spinning. Folks, get a grip, okay? Yes St. Paul’s University in Ottawa, Ontario doesn’t want condoms distributed on campus. Front page news in…
4346…March Madness In Hours
This is a good day. Go Orange. WFDS
4345…Mea Culpa Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein, the smarty pants of smarty pantses, had a birthday yesterday. He is still dead so no candles. Interesting fact: he was a big Soupy Sales fan. Soupy Sales…
4344…Bobby Valentine Is More Than Baseball
The new skipper of the Boston Red Sox is also the inventor of the Wrap.Bobby Valentine told the New York Times that he invented it back in the early ’80s…