I’m going to make Valentin Erikson Prime Minister of Canada one day
I can’t tell you why I think he’s the best political staffer ever, and he won’t tell you why I think that. His Conservative antecedents notwithstanding, this guy is awesome.…
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John Tory, the Conservative Party’s candidate for Toronto mayor
John Tory, who pretends to be a pal of Liberals, shows his true essence: the first chance he gets, he beats a path to a barbecue that pays tribute to…
Byline: Trudeau, Harper, polls, and Marc Emery is an idiot
If you watch carefully, you will see I wear Chucks to work. .
John Tory in one tweet
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In Tuesday’s Sun: time to panic
For a bunch of people who should be panicking, they sure don’t look panicked. The Conservative Party, that is. For more than a year now, the Conservative Party of Canada…
Dear Facebook friends
I’ve got 5,000 of you, and you’re all smart. Help me with my problem, please. Facebook, as you undoubtedly know, has been forcing users to download and use their “Messenger”…
Down the memory hole
Several posts have gone down the memory hole, seems. There’s a big glitch when I use WordPress on the iPhone – stuff disappears, and I get error messages. The WiFi…
Dear John: ten questions
So I’m at the cabin for The Festival of Joy© weekend – weather is beautiful, it’s quiet, and there’s lots of writing to do down on the dock. But it’s…
This just flew out of the woods and over my head
Scared the living shit out of me, too: the only things with a motor around here are of the four-stroke variety. Wow. .
A comment on a Summertime poll
Right here. .
Backstage with Pennywise and Bad Religion!
Jim Lindberg, Lala, and some old guy. My God, I love punk rock. .
In Friday’s Sun: Conservative war room steps on own bomb
Sometimes political war rooms get way, way too cute. Sometimes, even, they do something that ends up hurting them a lot more than it hurts their opponent. Sometimes, they’re idiots.…
Notable Bishop Carroll alumni
There are so many things you can (and you guys likely will) say about this page on their web site. Personally, I’m not sure how that creepy-looking guy got into…
Bloodbuzz, Ohio, CBC Radio, Indie 88 and me
In the mornings, I listen to CBC Radio. Always have. But when they start playing “music,” I turn them off. Calling the “music” on CBC Radio is inaccurate. It is…
Toronto Star: John Tory’s legacy
His greatest mistakes, the paper says: Attacking Jean Chretien’s facial disfigurement. Trying to introduce negative-option billing. Pushing for funding of private religious schools. That’s his legacy, says the Star. I…
John Tory, the Elitist Conservative Candidate for Mayor
His continual bleating and braying about his fear of an “NDP mayor” is somewhat irritating – there is no “NDP mayor” in the race, and partisan affiliations aren’t even permitted…
Now we know what John Tory was doing
In response to my post below, one of my favourite-est Twitter people, the satirical John Tory account guy/gal, has come up with an answer as to where they could easily…