Take a shot of Lysol, chew two lightbulbs, and call me in the morning
For those of you who don’t believe Trump suggested curing the coronavirus by shooting up with bleach: pic.twitter.com/91vpdOXWWp — Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) April 23, 2020
Warren
If you do a three during a pandemic, and there’s no one around to see it, is it still a three?
The still of concentration. An earthquake of excellence hits. And then – the shot! A shot so powerful, so precise, it blows off some of the fasteners on the net!…
United States of Trump
Behold the face of Trump’s America. https://t.co/isoiNU0Cx4 — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) April 22, 2020
Trudeau popularity way, way up
Here. I suspect Donald Trump is making him look pretty darn good, in comparative terms. But by all means, keep singing the praises of Trump, dumb Canadian conservatives.
The buck never stops with that orange bastard
The office of the presidency comes with the ultimate responsibility for the biggest decisions in the world. Every great president throughout our history has met that duty with the leadership…
My latest: keep underestimating them. See what happens next.
The familiar voice at the other end of the line laughed, a bit. “They’re making fun of the way I look and sound, again,” he says, sounding not at all…
The new world
A few months from now, there will be two classes of people: those with proven immunity, and those who don’t. It’s going to upend a lot of the old class…
RIP, Constable.
RIP RCMP Cst. Heidi Stevenson. pic.twitter.com/4lgRJyHSDQ — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) April 19, 2020
Sparky returns to save the world
Born in the pages of The Charlatan in the Summer of 1982. Champion of existentialism and other stuff. BF to Scamper, also a rat. He’s back, he’s bold, he’s bright.…
Yet more proof that Picard should be Prime Minister
The Globe and Mail one, not the Star Trek one. Here.
Trump’s coronavirus plan: “a total, complete, absolute clusterfuck”
When Trump lies, someone dies. Rolling Stone’s shocking story, here. If you were to write a playbook for how not to prevent a public-health crisis, you would study the work…
Look up
Driving back from Wellington and saw these two. Best thing that happened all week. Good night, all.
Live free or die. Like, really die.
Your freedom to get CORVID-19 ends where my respiratory system begins. https://t.co/W99AMhGOMF — Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) April 10, 2020
He’s going to lose
When somebody is President of the United States, the responsibility is total. pic.twitter.com/hmhkBymGob — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 16, 2020
Trump is good at one thing – lying
Donald Trump hasn’t had many achievements. Now, before the Spring of 2020, he and his cabal would point to the economy and the stock markets, of course. Trump would regularly…
All politics is local
I’m starting to form the opinion that national governments are too big and too unwieldy to respond to #coronavirus as quickly as they need to. Provinces and states, by their…