Harper comes clean on Senate scandal
An excerpt from the convention speech Prime Minister Harper will deliver to CPC delegates on Friday: I now turn from our Party’s great achievements and our plans for the next…
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Air Canada loses special PMO cargo
For the third time in as many weeks, Air Canada has brought tears to those who prefer their cargo safely restrained in a cage. This time the loss occurred in…
Dumpster diving yields PMO secrets
In the course of his daily research, a CTV News reporter discovered this extraordinary document from the Prime Minister’s Office. The document, with marginal notes in Stephen Harper’s controlled hand,…
Stephen Harper makes a joke
Pierre Poilievre named Minister of State for Democratic Reform.
A Place to Call Home
NEWSFLASH! CBC News is reporting that as innumerable Conservative scandals became public in the month of May, Stephen Harper, leader of Canada’s Foundling Party, quietly applied to 21 nations for…
Trafficking on The Hill
As President of the Parliament Hill Driving School, I am pleased to announce that our company is now offering two new courses to our growing customer base in the House…
Split that personality!
The NSA records a private PMO conversation Harper: I just read that Tom Flanagan called me secretive, suspicious, vindictive and ruthless. He’s what I call a real pal, but lately…
The Free Ride is Over
In a release to the media, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has said that Canadians will no longer have unrestricted access to federal representatives and services. “As you know, the Opposition…
Depression grips Conservative caucus
“Caucus is horrifically depressed. They are more depressed than angry,” said one Conservative insider, who did not want to be identified. “It’s hurting the government, it’s a distraction. It’s hurting…
The Crockatteer speaks out
Joan (@Crockatteer) Crockatt, the rookie Member of Parliament who almost failed to win a safe Calgary seat last fall because she forgot to campaign, reflects on yesterday’s Conservative caucus meeting:…