Quebec Students Draw A Blueprint On How To Lose Popular Support
With the support of the people and this pickaxe, we cannot fail. On a day that saw widespread vandalism and violence in which windows were shattered, paint was splashed to…
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Take The "Guess The Auditor General Report" Quiz: Chinook Helicopter or F-35?
Peter MacKay: Why does Rona get everything? Rona, Rona, Rona! Between the complete ignorance of the desolate living conditions found in the First Nation reserve of Attawapiskat, the suspected widespread…
"If there was ever a Northern Alberta budget, this is it." Rona Ambrose
Symbolically, Parliament has already moved to Suncor’s plant in Fort McMurray. “The West wants in”! Substitute “West” by “Conservative Alberta” and this budget illustrates just how far “in” they are…
Time To Rally Behind Thomas Mulcair And His Beard Of Courage
The New Democrats have a new leader. (h/t Jamie Masse) The future of social democrats has been chosen and it is a bearded one! Thomas Mulcair will lead the NDP…
Aveos: Denis Lebel More Or Less Says Chuck Strahl Lied To Parliament
Denis Lebel’s formal salute to union workers involves another finger. When Air Canada passed off its maintenance jobs to Aveos in 2011, there was a significant outcry about the move.…
Julian Fantino Hates Canada According To Julian Fantino
Julian Fantino of February 13th, 2012 hates Julian Fantino of March 13th, 2012 Julian Fantino has been unequivocal: anyone that questions the purchase of the F-35 fighter jets hates Canada.…
Harper-Fueled Parti Québécois In Majority Territory
Ideas that won’t die: are you ready for a third referendum? Stephen Harper is Pauline Marois’s greatest political ally. How else do you explain the Parti Québécois’s rise from political…
It’s Time To Out-Troll Dean Del Mastro
Harper Government Super Troll I give credit where credit is due: Dean Del Mastro is one hell of a troll. During Question Period on March 6th, 2012, he’s repeated a…
Environment Canada Lends A High Ranking Bureaucrat To The Oil Companies For One Year
As a concession to having its environmental policies dictated to by the oil companies, Environment Canada’s logo remained larger. Imagine if Peter Kent assigned a high ranking bureaucrat of Environment…
Alongside RoboCon Comes "In And Out Part Deux"
RoboCon-zilla vs King In-And-Out in Ottawa: whoever wins, we lose. Just when you thought the 2011 Canadian election couldn’t be more fraudulent, the Conservatives have served up an old favourite…
"Voter Suppression Is The Cost Of A Balanced Budget" -Blogging Tories
A “strong stable national majority conservative government” brought to you by Voter Suppression! When thousands of Canadians from all across the country get phone calls deliberately misleading them to believe…
Environmental Groups? Yeah, Vic Toews Hates Them Too
He’s got a lot of love to give, just not for environmentalists “Terrorist action occurs when an extremist ideological group plans to carry out a violent attack that reasonably can…
The Curse Of The Rented Pandas
A “strong mandate” to bankrupt Canadian zoos. For a species that is world-renowned for their lack of sexual appetite, Canada is going to find out what other nations have discovered…
Federal Government Cuts: Julian Fantino Replaced By Tape Recorder
Fantino had to relinquish his Canadian pin and gave it to the tape recorder A cassette tape recorder – technology 30 years old – has made Conservative MP Julian Fantino’s…
Vic Toews And The Fruits Of A Poisonous Tree
It may save lives so it’s ethical and hence why we call it “Ethical Torture” I really wanted to blog about heart disease champion Leona Aglukkaq deciding that reducing the…
Twitter Wars: Ditchburn vs Levant
Pictured: Ditchburn (left) and Levant (right) Who knew Canadian Media Twitter Wars could be fun? Who knew that was even a thing?! Well it is. And it’s spectacular! Let me…
"Let’s do it. We can fake the Oath" Sun News
Sun News Oath of Citizenship Ceremony There’s nothing quite as inspiring and patriotic as watching Canadian bureaucrats fake the Oath of Citizenship for a Sun News photo op and propaganda…
Harper Government Begins Funding Drive For Environmental Groups
Foreign Radicals With so many charitable groups out there, it’s hard to know which ones will make the most out of your donations. With that in mind, Stephen Harper has…
Peter MacKay Doesn’t Want the Canadian Military To Have Any Balls
Is Peter MacKay feeling the pressure? The Minister of National Defence has put the squeeze on the Canadian military’s balls. In this case, they were orange stress balls. The military…
Justin Trudeau Agrees To Get Beaten Up For A Good Cause
Justin Trudeau’s training regimen. On March 31st, 2012, Justin Trudeau will likely be splayed out on a boxing ring, concussed and bleeding, wondering what happened. That’s because he agreed to…