The Hater’s Guide to Justin Trudeau
Justin Trudeau has the courage to refer to himself in the 3rd person. So the name of “Justin Trudeau” is being repeated over and over again on the news and…
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Here’s Why Removing "Socialism" From the NDP’s Constitution Preamble is Superb
Modernizing the terminology is a good step forward. While there were grumblings with some of the delegates regarding this change, allow me to put forward the thoughts of British historian…
Warren Kinsella: Invertebrate Political Consultant
No tragedy should go unexploited It takes a lot of courage to stand up to the majority and speak up in defence of the oppressed. Fortunately for Warren Kinsella, courage…
Dumbest Thing Said by a Politician in 2012: Vic Toews
2012 was the year that Vic Toews became a hashtag. When questions were raised regarding Vic Toews’ internet snooping bill, he uttered the now infamous words: Either stand with us…
Worst Display of Paranoia Directed Towards Children of 2012: Stephen Harper
That 3 foot plastic trident sure looks dangerous. On Halloween night, Prime Minister Stephen Harper received trick or treaters. Children and adults alike had to go through metal detectors and…
Most Shameful Politician of 2012: Peter Van Loan
Peter Van Loan is a sore winner Peter Van Loan doesn’t believe in the concept of shame. Well, check that. He believes that others might feel shame and that it…
Most Ineffective Cabinet Minister of 2012: John Duncan
Is there anyone John Duncan cannot offend? Late last year, the housing crisis in Attawapiskat was making headlines and John Duncan, the Aboriginal Affairs Minister, was the point man for…
Most Delusional Politician of 2012: Gerry Ritz
Ralph Wiggum would be a better Agriculture Minister than Gerry Ritz In 2008, Agriculture Minister Gerry Ritz was faced with a listeriosis crisis that killed 17 people. In a conference…
Political Stooge of 2012: Pierre Poilievre
To be perfectly honest, I struggled with this. Here’s Pierre Poilievre repeating talking points ad nauseam without a hint of even considering answering the reporter’s question. So it should be…
Worst Political Accusation of 2012: Rob Anders
Rob Anders will always have a future in the private sector at Sun News. Quite possibly the quote of year comes from the immensely quotable Rob Anders: I actually think…
Biggest Anti-Union Dick Move of 2012: Denis Lebel
Denis Lebel sits on his balls. The Aveos bankruptcy is one of the biggest downplayed scandals of 2012. The notion that some blame the union for its bankruptcy is downright…
Political Self-Promoter of 2012: Jason Kenney
Jason Kenney is Jason Kenney’s Biggest Fan Immigration Minister Jason Kenney believes that Jason Kenney is doing a great job. In fact, Jason Kenney believes you should get a chance…
Smallest Political Balls of 2012: David Wilks
Disclaimer: I define “balls” in a non gender specific way as the term can refer to both testicles and ovaries. Having a large set of either is metaphorically tantamount to…
Absurd Talking Point of 2012: Carbon Tax!
Climate change requires a steadfast and responsible approach from all nations to respond to increased carbon emissions. Or you could douche it up. That’s the Conservative strategy. Demonizing the “carbon…
Best Abbott & Costello Routine of 2012: The F-35 Fighter Jets
The Abbott & Costello routine above is exemplary of the Harper Government’s miscommunication. While the comedy routine is meant to amuse, the Government’s routine on F-35s is meant to obfuscate.…
Political Scapegoat of 2012: Michael Sona
Fraudulent phone calls and misremembered $21,000 cheques Sun News, the media wing of the Conservative Party of Canada, through its Parliament Hill Senior Correspondent Brian Lilley “scooped” everyone when they…
Worst Hitler Political Comparison of 2012: Larry Miller
Because Larry Miller felt that having a national gun registry is just like something Hitler and the Nazis would have done, he felt the need to speak out. Then when…
Big Oil’s Political Mouthpiece of 2012: Joe Oliver
Tailing Ponds Smoothie: this does not end well Say one thing about Minister of Natural Ressources Joe Oliver: say he’s transparent. By transparent, I mean he’s a obvious shill for…
Worst Staged Political Photo-Op of 2012: Jason Kenney
Reaffirming Jason Kenney is an egomaniac To describe this story as simply a staged photo-op would be a great disservice to the grandiose dick waving contest that Minister of Immigration…
Peter Penashue’s Statement Deconstructed
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