If you go down to Tent City today
You’re in for a big surprise If you go down to Tent City today You better go in disguise… …preferably in a hazmat suit: An Occupy Victoria protester who has…
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I got nothin’
...nothin’: Michelle Duggar and her husband Jim Bob are expecting their 20th child, the couple revealed exclusively to TODAY. “We are so excited,” Michelle Duggar told TODAY Moms before the…
It’s “Bank Transfer Day”
…the day fed-up, fucked-over bank customers tell their banks to fuck off. This is the day bank customers have been encouraged to “Move Money” out of Too Big To Fail…
More from the “Had To Happen” files
No societal phenomenon worth its salt escapes the rapier wit and jabbing mockery of Parker and Stone! Fast and furious on the moneygrubbing heels of this little explosion of Occupy…
Occupy Junk Mail, Part II
Here’s a few helpful hints to go with the “Occupy Junk Mail” concept detailed in the video at my last post. The more I think about it, the more I…
Occupy Junk Mail
I’m always happy to return my junk mail from whence it came, or at least back into the “outgoing” slot, in my ongoing feud with the Post Office. It would…
Mayor McPanic?? Hahahaha!
The fallout from Mayor Effingford’s little fracas with Marg Delahunty/Mary Walsh just keeps getting better. Olbermann tweets: HAHAHAHA! One of the Worst Persons in the World 2 days in a…
Some Assembly Required
SHRIEEEEEEEEEK!!!: That was a shriek of ecstasy and joy, by the way. Omigod… Ford is going to make the classic much loved 1965 Ford Mustang Convertible available again to the…
Some Assembly Required
SHRIEEEEEEEEEK!!!: That was a shriek of ecstasy and joy, by the way. Omigod… Ford is going to make the classic much loved 1965 Ford Mustang Convertible available again to the…
Rob Ford: Today’s Worst Person In The World!
HAHAHAHAHA! Mayor Rob Fucking Ford made Olbermann’s Worst Person In The World last night. Why am I laughing? Toronto is my home fucking town, I should probably be fucking mortified.
Douchebags of the Week
No, make that the Month. Maybe even the Year. Or possibly the decade, since the photos you’re about to feast your eyes on are from last year. Here’s a taste:…
From the “Had to Happen” files
Recognize this guy? Sure you do: it’s the Headless Zazzle T-Shirt Guy, this time sporting an elegant “Occupy Wall Street”-inspired T-shirt, yours for the low low price of $14.95 (plus…
Wow, they’re really doing it
Holy Remington… they’re doing it. The CPC’s promise to “scrap the wasteful and ineffective long gun registry” — in exactly those words, the better to optimize the propaganda value —…
The next time
… some screechy, screaming conservative Catholic like Our Lady of the Fetuses or Father Tubesock tries to make the case that conservatives like them are all about “liberty” and “the…
Drums
Sadly, there’s an issue that is tearing Occupy Wall Street asunder and may end its presence in Zuccotti Park tomorrow, and it’s this: Drums. According to a feverish call for…
OWS Akbar!
In the relentless race to discredit Occupy Wall Street, wingnuts have finally drawn their ultimate weapon. That’s right… ISLAMACISISISTS!!! About 60 members from the Council on American-Islamic Relations – New…
The Game is Rigged
No, not that game. I mean an actual Game, in this case, CNBC’s trading contest, “Million Dollar Portfolio Challenge”. The Challenge has run up against some challenges, and trading has…
Colonel Panic
One more badass middle-eastern dictator dragged out of the ever-popular Hiding Spot for Badass Middle-Eastern Dictators, a hole in the desert: Muammar Gaddafi was killed by Libyan fighters he once…
Fetus Fetishists: Knock knock
Everyone Else: Who’s there? Fetus Fetishists: We Want the Debate! Everyone Else: I said, Who’s there? Fetus Fetishists: We Want the Debate!! Everyone Else: Hello?? Bueller?? Fetus Fetishists: We Want…
SHRIEEEK!
Look out!! He’s got a… …HAMMER!!!: Two men were apprehended by security officers around 4 p.m. at Commerce Court near King and Bay streets. One of them allegedly had a…