Toronto mayor changes his name from Rob Fat Fuck Ford to the more elegant Rob Fucking Ford. Comes out long enough from behind his six-year-old daughter’s skirts to abuse 911 dispatchers.

“What? You talkin’ to me?  You callin’ me a ‘fat fuck’? I’m Rob Fucking Ford, bitches!”

The more this story grows, the more it sheds true light on Toronto’s abusive, porcine mayor. For all the typical Ford blowhardship and cowardice, Rob Ford is just another Conservative in wolf’s clothing.

He’s not a very nice man, either. Methinks the Conservative War on the CBC – and Ford’s 911 dispatchers – has hit rock bottom. Here is the very elite, most entitled Mr. Mayor to the hard-working men and women of Toronto’s life saving 911 squad:

“You … bitches! Don’t you fucking know? I’m Rob fucking Ford, the mayor of this city!”

Asshole.