Must be all those mandatory minimum sentences that spooked the skittish Mr. Cheney. Do the crime, do the time scary words to a man wanted the world over for crimes against humanity. Plus I doubt the recent slaughter of innocent Iraqis at the hand of a US soldier might not help his case.
But Cheney fans, don’t be too disappointed. Mark Steyn is taking his place! Lots of laughs, that fellah.