Why so bitter?:
Voting Conservative is “Gutter Morality!??” Tsk.
So you got a little spanking on Election Day… okay, you were beaten like a gong. No, make that ‘beaten like a Cinco de Mayo pinata’. But look on the bright side: one less vote would have put you in the ’beaten like a crack baby in foster care’ category.
(Almost 400 people voted for this whackadoo… think about it. They walk among us. Fortunately in extremely tiny numbers!)