There’s much to discuss in this article, but I thought I’d amaze you with this tidbit concerning Mayor Ford’s deep affection for the City of Toronto:
…asked what he loves about Toronto, the mayor said: “This is a great city. We’ve cleaned it up, there’s less graffiti, we’ve made it a safer city.”
or, by analogy
… asked what he loves about his wife, the mayor said: “She’s a great wife. I’ve got her to to be neater, cleaner, and less violent.”