As much guff as I give to Huffington Post, it has some good writers who visit once in awhile. Jimmy Kimmel’s Jonathan Bines is such an asset, writing the ” first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary“.Example:
Warming (Global): An anomalous, anthropogenic increase in the earth’s atmospheric and oceanic temperatures that isn’t happening.
Welfare: A government program to distribute Cadillacs to unwed mothers.
Yes: (no translation available)
Of course, Mr. Bines is referring to our American conservative cousins. We have our own wacked-out brand of conservaspeak in our neck of the woods. Any contributions to a Conservative-to-English dictionary?
