Such an inconvenience, getting off one’s own personal pot to travel where people speak a different language, eat different food and have a press that isn’t beholding to your every word. No place to hide. No johns in easy reach. You know, in case you have to hide or gain an advantage when you suddenly find yourself on the losing end of an argument.
Then there’s that being away from home, where your control over every last little bit of minutiae is no longer at your fingertips. Who knows what might happen in your absence? Islamicists might come out of the skies and spread Communism over the liberal media, that’s what might happen, smartypants.
