Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani haven't been seen together since the heady days of the Republican leadership race.But Trump has been shaking up his legal team as Robert Mueller closes in on him, so he decided to call on Giuliani again.And it may have been one of the worst decisions of
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Montreal Simon: Donald Trump, James Comey, and the Great Distraction
It was quite a performance by Donald Trump, one that no doubt made millions of people wonder they would survive him. For first he went after the former FBI director James Comey, with an early morning tweet storm yesterday, that had to be seen to be believed. After Comey in a new
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Has Donald Trump Really Fired Dr Evil?
As we all know Donald Trump is becoming more and more unstable.As the voices in his head get louder and louder.I dare anyone to read this story and not conclude that he is losing his marbles. And of course we all know that nobody in his cabinet is safe.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Hog Trump and the Corruption That Could Destroy Him
As I'm sure you know, I've been portraying Donald Trump as a hog as long as I can remember.I realize that there are other names one could call that misogynist, that bigot, that dirty old man. But hog, with apologies to real pigs who are better than him, always seemed right to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Excellent But Dangerous Humiliation Of Donald Trump
Well it finally happened. Donald Trump has been humiliated beyond recognition. And they are laughing at him all over the world. The porn star Stormy Daniels has told her story to Anderson Cooper, and it turns out to be a combination of a low budget porn movie and The Sopranos.Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump Goes After Robert Mueller
There is no man Donald Trump fears more than Robert Mueller, the special counsel who could have him evicted from the White House, and even sent to the Big House.He's the recurring nightmare who makes Trump wake up screaming. Which explains why until this weekend, the cowardly Trump hadn't dared criticize him.But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Madness in the White House
It's a scary sight, but the Trump White House is starting to look a lot like the last days in the Fuhrer bunker.With the Orange Fuhrer raging like a madman, and firing people left and right.Everybody in that sweaty bunker wondering who is next? And nobody able to feel safe.Read more
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Ballad of Stormy Daniels
I never did understand, and never will, how Donald Trump could boast of grabbing women by their private parts, act like a sexist pig, and a pervert.And still be elected president of the United States of America.It's so depressing, and so infuriating, and the stench of corruption burns the nostrils.But
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Finally Cracking Up?
He's shown signs of cracking up before. His shrinking inner circle claims he's still the same old Donald Trump.But others say something is happening to him. And that he's never looked or sounded so crazy. And I see what they mean.He's threatening to impose punishing tariffs on steel and aluminum
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Putin Told Trump The Bromance Is Over
It was never as torrid an affair as many people imagined. The two political thugs were forced to admire each other from afar.Thank goodness.But it was an affair. Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin slathered praise all over each other.While I, like so many others I'm sure, just hoped that the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump: Comic Book Hero or President Chicken?
The voices in Donald Trump's head are screaming so loudly these days, he's been shooting off in all directions.One moment he's all for raising the age limit for buying a gun, the next moment he isn't.And of course this is just a really bad joke.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Can Donald Trump Be Blackmailed Over Sex?
Earlier today I looked at what Donald Trump might be hiding. And quoted what the New York Times' Thomas Friedman had to say about that. President Trump is either totally compromised by the Russians or is a towering fool, or both, but either way he has shown himself unwilling or unable to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: What Is Donald Trump Hiding?
Ever since Robert Mueller indicted thirteen Russians for interfering in the 2016 election, Donald Trump has been acting like he's finally losing his marbles.Lashing out at just about everybody. President Trump lashed out with fresh anger about the intensifying Russia probe over the weekend, accusing Democrats of enabling a foreign adversary to interfere
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Why Donald Trump Can No Longer Fire Robert Mueller
Donald Trump can rant and rave about Robert Mueller's indictment of 13 Russian trollsHe can claim the indictments shows there was no collusion.He can try to discredit the FBI. As only a pathetic and increasingly desperate dotard could.But he can't call Russian interference a hoax any longer.And he can't fire Mueller.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The NRA Warns the Media: Stop Making Fun of Trump Or Else
Donald Trump's spy chiefs are telling him the Russians are already meddling in the midterm elections. Robert Mueller and his FBI posse could come down on him at any moment.His White House is being accused of covering up cases of domestic abuse even as his lawyer is now claiming he used his
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Hog Trump Goes After The #MeToo Movement
We always knew that Donald Trump was a sexist pig, even before he became president.A misogynist, a groper, a pervert.Even the media knew that. But his supporters didn't care, many of them being hogs themselves, and they voted for him anyway.And now he's doubling down and going after the #MeToo movement.Read
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Porky Trump’s Parade and the Roman Triumph
I suppose it was inevitable, and nobody should be surprised. When you have a bloated authoritarian would be dictator like Donald Trump in the White House.One who needs to be told how great he is every day of the year, it was only a matter of time.Sooner or later he was
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Day of Total Economic Humiliation
It had to be one of the funniest days in the ghastly presidency of Donald Trump. And for the bloated orange oaf, one of his most humiliating.For there he was yesterday afternoon in a factory in Ohio, bragging about his economic record.While claiming he was "non-braggadocious."But still managing to accuse the Democrats
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Who Will Trump Nuke First, The FBI Or North Korea?
As I'm sure you know, Donald Trump is at war with the FBI, in a desperate attempt to save himself from Robert Mueller.And although it's a war he cannot win. President Trump entered office last year as a singular figure. But he has come to resemble two of his predecessors in
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Fictitious State of the Union
I tried to watch Donald Trump's State of the Union address last night from start to finish.But it was really long, and really boring, and since I was lounging on the couch I soon fell asleep.Only to wake up with a start, and appreciate the true horror of what I
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