Montreal Simon: Why Donald Trump Has Never Been More Dangerous

It's a truly terrifying moment in human history. Donald Trump is vowing a massive missile strike on Syria.And taunting the Russians. While we wait to see whether Israel and Iran will declare war on each other and trigger an all out war in the Middle East. Or even the Third World War.And to make matters worse, if ...

Montreal Simon: Has Donald Trump Really Fired Dr Evil?

As we all know Donald Trump is becoming more and more unstable.As the voices in his head get louder and louder.I dare anyone to read this story and not conclude that he is losing his marbles. And of course we all know that nobody in his cabinet is safe.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Excellent But Dangerous Humiliation Of Donald Trump

Well it finally happened. Donald Trump has been humiliated beyond recognition. And they are laughing at him all over the world. The porn star Stormy Daniels has told her story to Anderson Cooper, and it turns out to be a combination of a low budget porn movie and The Sopranos.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Mad Bomber

Well so much for the theory that Donald Trump could be controlled by saner men than him.First he had his faithful minion, John Kelly, fire his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, while he was on the toilet. Now he's flushed his National Security Adviser Gen. H.R. McMaster.And maybe our last chance of surviving Trump's deranged presidency.Read ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump Goes After Robert Mueller

There is no man Donald Trump fears more than Robert Mueller,  the special counsel who could have him evicted from the White House, and even sent to the Big House.He's the recurring nightmare who makes Trump wake up screaming. Which explains why until this weekend, the cowardly Trump hadn't dared criticize him.But after whacking Andrew McCabe, the deputy ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Madness in the White House

It's a scary sight, but the Trump White House is starting to look a lot like the last days in the Fuhrer bunker.With the Orange Fuhrer raging like a madman, and firing people left and right.Everybody in that sweaty bunker wondering who is next? And nobody able to feel safe.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Finally Cracking Up?

He's shown signs of cracking up before. His shrinking inner circle claims he's still the same old Donald Trump.But others say something is happening to him. And that he's never looked or sounded so crazy. And I see what they mean.He's threatening to impose punishing tariffs on steel and aluminum products, even though that could ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump: Comic Book Hero or President Chicken?

The voices in Donald Trump's head are screaming so loudly these days, he's been shooting off in all directions.One moment he's all for raising the age limit for buying a gun, the next moment he isn't.And of course this is just a really bad joke.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Porky Trump’s Parade and the Roman Triumph

I suppose it was inevitable, and nobody should be surprised. When you have a bloated authoritarian would be dictator like Donald Trump in the White House.One who needs to be told how great he is every day of the year, it was only a matter of time.Sooner or later he was going to want a parade.Read ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Most Dangerous And Possibly Fatal Condition

As you know Donald Trump somehow managed to pass his first medical check-up as president.And although some suspect the fix was in, even aced a cognitive test designed to reveal the first signs of dementia.But while Trump himself was apparently ecstatic, and has been bragging about how healthy and what a genius he is.It seems the ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Disappointing and Depressing Anniversary

Donald Trump must have been so disappointed. He wanted to spend the weekend in Mar-A-Lago, celebrating his one-year anniversary in power with his billionaire friends.And of course, playing even more golf.But then the government closed down and he was forced to stay in chilly Washington, and pose for pictures to try to make it look ...

Montreal Simon: Are You Ready For Donald Trump The Cartoon President?

I know it's not a nice thing to say, but I have to admit that when I saw the White House doctor declare that Donald Trump had passed a cognitive test with flying colours, I was both stunned and disappointed. President Trump’s White House physician said Tuesday that the president received a perfect score on a cognitive test ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Now Too Senile To Remain In Office?

Donald Trump has been acting strangely for quite a while. Some moments he's there, some moments he isn't.But his sudden decision to grant New York Times reporter Michael Schmidt an interview two days ago, after spotting him having lunch at his Mar-A-Lago club, was bizarre even by his standards.  And when his advisers or controllers or daycare ...

Montreal Simon: American Maniac: Inside the Trump White House

I always knew that a close look at Donald Trump's White House, and the court of the Orange Emperor, would be a deeply disturbing experience. I just didn't know how bad or how crazy it could get. But now a team of writers from the New York Times has done that, and it's a real horror show.Even ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Medically Fit To Remain In Office?

It was like the happy part of a nightmare, if you know what I mean. Brief but welcome. As I watched Donald Trump set fire to the Middle East. Just to pleasure his rabid religious base, and Daddy Big Bucks Sheldon Adelson. And of course, to try to distract Americans from all his legal problems.Trump started slurring his words, and for ...

Montreal Simon: Will Bizarro Trump Start a War This Week?

You don't have to be a psychiatrist to know that Donald Trump is slowly cracking up. Or a political scientist to know that he has never been so dangerous.Mike Flynn's decision to squeal to Robert Mueller, has clearly sent Trump spiralling into the Twilight Zone. He's been tweeting crazy stuff for days, promoting snuff videos made by ...

Montreal Simon: Has Donald Trump Gone Stark Raving Mad?

We've always known that Donald Trump is a virulent racist, and that strange and dirty things swirl around in his head.And in the last few days he has been teetering on the edge of the abyss, with his tweets becoming more and bizarre. Or more and more deranged,But now he has finally exceeded the last bounds of sanity and ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Deeply Disturbing Twitter Weekend

Even by Donald Trump's insanely low standards, his behaviour on Twitter in the last 48 hours couldn't be more deranged and deeply disturbing.Firing out tweets in every direction as if he was in some fevered frenzy.Looking and sounding more and more like a maniac.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Holy Bigots

He's a dirty old man, a grubby sexual predator, a racist, a white supremacist, and an anti-gay bigot.He steals from the poor to give to the rich. He's trying to leave more than 20 million Americans without any health coverage, and leading his country to war.The only time he goes down on his knees is ...

Montreal Simon: Is This The Way To Remove Donald Trump From Office?

Yesterday I wrote a post suggesting among other things that while Donald Trump is clearly unravelling, we can't count on Bob Mueller to save us.And managed to depress the hell out of MYSELF.Because Trump is clearly both crazy and dangerous…And this isn't a good sign either…Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Scary Unravelling of Donald Trump

I don't know how Justin Trudeau managed to look so cool yesterday, when confronted with the madness of Donald Trump.And the threat that could cost Canadians hundreds of thousands of jobs, and maybe even bring down the global economy.Or what he must have thought when he heard this: But then I read this tweet and ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Road to World War III

In one of my last posts I asked the following question: Is Donald Trump Now Too Mentally Disturbed To Remain In Office?And I concluded that he definitely was.So I'm glad to see that the Republican Senator Bob Corker sort of agrees with me. And that he not only believes that the White House has become an "adult ...

Montreal Simon: Is Trump Now Too Mentally Disturbed To Remain In Office?

For a while last night there was a rumour flying around Washington that General John Kelly, Donald Trump's Chief of Staff, was about to resign.Having finally given up trying to control Trump, after the orange oaf sent a shiver around the world by claiming that it was "the calm before the storm."And then refusing to ...

Montreal Simon: The Fear and the Loathing in Donald Trump’s America

At times it seemed to me like Hunter S. Thompson had come roaring back from the dead, to write one more chapter of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.One where a 64-year-old man holed up in a hotel room with 23 guns opens fire on a crowd below for no apparent reason.At least 59 people ...

Montreal Simon: Is Donald Trump Preparing to Attack North Korea?

It seemed like a hopeful sign, a step away from the precipice of war on the Korean peninsula. And maybe even a chance to avoid World War Three. Rex Tillerson, the U.S. Secretary of State, announced he had opened up several diplomatic channels between the United States and North Korea. But when Donald Trump heard about ...