OMG. I don’t know whether I should tell you, because you’ll NEVER believe me. But I went to Stephen Harper’s Con Christmas party last night. And boy was it SCARY. Of course, the theme WAS fear and paranoia. Suspicious Conservatives are vetting guests to their annual caucus Christmas party in
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Montreal Simon: The True Horror of the Harper Cons
For more than five years, in my humble way, I tried to illustrate what the horror of a HarperCon majority would mean for Canada. I made this photoshop three years ago. But they got their preciousssssss majority, and now like a pack of hungry zombies, they are totally out of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Montreal Massacre and the Murdered Legacy
I’m glad the Harper Cons weren’t invited to this sad ceremony on Parliament Hill. For how could those grotesque Cons mourn those murdered women? When they are greasing up their guns to murder their legacy. “Even as we mourn the 14 women killed at l’École Polytechnique, this government is taking
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Reefer Madness
I have been so busy denouncing Stephen Harper’s foul Omnibus Crime Bill, that would destroy internet freedom, handcuff judges, and turn us into a prison state. Even as the crime rate plummets to record lows, and Canadians have never felt safer. That I haven’t had a chance to say anything
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Big Brother State
Here’s a question that I believe requires an urgent answer. If you lived in a country where a sinister, authoritarian leader had reduced civil servants to a state of fear and paralysis. Nobody gets in trouble for keeping their mouths shut, but people in government are really afraid — like, really
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Flying Messiah
Golly. I can only imagine the panic that must have ensued in the PMO after Nycole Turmel demanded that Stephen Harper spend a night in Attawaspiskat. “You should sleep in a shack with a sleeping bag, you will see the sleeping bags provided by the Red Cross are not enough.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Burning Planet and the Icy Hand of the Cons
They are planning to torch the planet. By sticking another knife into the bleeding side of the Kyoto Accord. For the greater glory of Big Oil. They are planning to turn us into a prison state. To appease the old white people in their rabid base, who believe in moral certainty,
Continue readingMontreal Simon: A Hollow Lament for Occupy Canada
I see that Kalle Lasn, one of the Canadian instigators of the Occupy Wall Street movement, laments the way things turned out in Canada. While protesters from Halifax to Vancouver emulated their global counterparts by pitching tents in public spaces and brainstorming ways to challenge the status quo, Lasn said
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Welcome to the Con Horror Show
Oh no. I don’t want to frighten you eh? But has anybody noticed that the Con regime is turning into a real horror show? Not only have they started calling anybody who disagrees with them a traitor. But there was the rabid wingnut Rob Anders the other day, claiming that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the Great Darkness
We knew that if he ever got his precious majority the lights would be going out all over Canada. But who could have known that the Great Darkness would arrive so soon? They are turning our Parliament into a Con cabaret, braying like donkeys, stifling debate, and using closure to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Slow Death of the Gun Registry
I see that the bill to kill the long-gun registry has passed second reading in the House of Commons. And what an ugly sight it was. The Cons on their feet yelling “Yippee” and “Yahoo” like a bunch of drunken rednecks.I’ve already written a post about m…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Halloween and the Economic Horror Show
Although it’s a gay national holiday, I decided not to celebrate Halloween this year.Because let’s face it eh? Who needs scary when we got Harper? And besides with Lezra Levant running around like the crazy lady guy from Psycho… …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Voter Apathy: When Complacency is Collaboration
(click pic to enlarge)Well I must admit that on a gloriously warm Indian Summer long weekend, it was easy to forget that I’m living in Stephen Harper’s monstrous Canada.Easy to imagine that I was living in some paradise, where …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Blues, the Snowflakes, and Harper Girl
It was only 11 degrees today. The leaves are still green. But in my neighbourhood the signs are turning orange.Which normally would be enough to cheer me up. Because orange is the colour of hope eh? But I guess like a lot of progressives I’ve got a cas…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Politics of Fear
As if his foul crime bill wasn’t bad enough, an insane attempt to turn our Canadian justice system into a carbon copy of the one that has failed so badly in the United States. Even as the crime rate goes down.As if it wasn’t a brutish attempt to h…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the Country I Don’t Recognize
On a beautiful early fall day like this one it’s hard to believe that bad things can happen in Canada.But when I see what the Cons are doing to our country, trying to turn us into a prison state, or leading us to financial disaster in the name of their…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Prison State
I always knew that Stephen Harper would eventually turn this country into a prison state, as sinister as the man himself.I always knew that his American-style plan to jail even more Canadians flew in the face of reason.“We’re not governing on …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty, Dumbo MacKay, and the Jumping Doggies
Golly. I went down to the farm this afternoon to check with my financial advisers, after hearing about this horrible meltdown.But when I got there I discovered little Jimbo Flaherty had beaten me to it. Because he’s DESPERATE for any kind of …
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Canadian Resistance
Holy Conchella. Talk about bad timing. On the very day Obama was talking about creating jobs and raising taxes, there was Great Bobo Leader talking about lowering taxes, and creating criminals.”At a time when hundreds of thousands of Canadians are…
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Hidden Threat
Well I see that ten years after 9/11, Great Crusader Leader has declared “Islamicism” the greatest threat to Canada….and Nigeria.”When people think of Islamic terrorism, they think of Afghanistan, or maybe they think of someone in the Middl…
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