If you missed last night's French-language debate you can relax because you didn't miss much.The debate had its lively moments, but there were no knock out punches, and I very much doubt that it will move many votes in Quebec or in the rest of Canada.Tom Mulcair survived the combined assault
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Montreal Simon: Justin Trudeau and the Last Days of the Mad King Harper
Well he took his time, and I must admit the suspense was killing me.But Justin Trudeau has finally done the right thing.And announced that he will not support a Stephen Harper minority government.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Rona Ambrose and the End of the Great Con War on Marijuana
As you know Rona Ambrose likes to pretend she's a doctor, a nurse, a Health Minister, and a Justice Minister.And has extreme views on marijuana and Justin Trudeau.So I'm glad to see that the Canadian Medical Association has taken some time to correct her mindless ravings about the Killer Weed.And
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How To Stop Stephen Harper From Stealing the Election
There are now only twenty-seven days to go before the election that will determine the fate of this country. Less than four weeks before we find out whether it will live or it will die.But even as the decent people of Canada prepare for the battle they hope will bring down
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Are the Harper Con Artists Faking Their Propaganda?
I'm sure many of you have seen this great sign carved into a field in Buford, Ontario, by a good Canadian to make it absolutely clear what he thinks of Stephen Harper. People flying over John Langs’ farm know exactly how the retired civil servant feels about the upcoming election.“I think
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Real Threat Stephen Harper Doesn’t Want to Talk About
Well there was Stephen Harper yesterday, standing in front of a wall of PROTECT signs, defending his miserly response to the refugee crisis.And playing the politics of fear.Conservative Leader Stephen Harper is defending his government’s approach to the Syrian refugee crisis as “generous and responsible.” And he took aim at the Liberals
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Piggygate: The Horrible Story of Cons, Pigs, and Scandal
As you know I like to portray Stephen Harper and his Cons as pigs, with big snouts and pointy ears. Not because I have anything against pigs, who are smart and gentle animals. But only because like pigs, Cons like to congregate at the trough, and roll in the mud, and squeal
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Three Words That Could Help Destroy Him
They were only three words in a heated debate, but when Stephen Harper used the words "old stock Canadians" he may have made one of the biggest mistakes of this campaign.For while many Canadians who were born in this country may have easily shrugged them off, as just another pathetic attempt by
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons, the Census, and the Horrifying Story of Our Vanishing Canada
It's now been five years since the ghastly Tony Clement announced that the Cons were killing the long form census.Claiming that it was a gross invasion of privacy, and that they had been "flooded" with complaints.Which like all things Con turned out to be just another Big Lie. The Conservative government listened
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Con’s New Bigot Offensive
Well now we know for sure. Now there is no longer any doubt. Stephen Harper will use bigotry to try to win the next election. He is that desperate, and that crazy.He will not not call off his bloodthirsty hounds. The Conservatives are seeking to throw up another roadblock to a Muslim woman's
Continue readingMontreal Simon: My Letter to the Harper Supporter Wayne Gretzky
Dear Wayne I have to admit I that you were never my hockey hero, because I've always been a huge Habs fan. You know, the loser team with the glorious past, the one only the Leafs can make look good.And we needed to play you like we needed a hole in the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Day Harperman the Freedom Song Was Sung All Over Canada
It's sad that Tony Turner, who wrote and sings the song Harperman couldn't be there in person.He's been suspended from his job as a scientist at Environment Canada for simply exercising his right to free expression, and forced to keep a low profile.But wherever he was today he must smiling
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Are Progressives Winning or Losing the Election Campaign?
Well there is now just over a month to go before the election. And in the leafy lanes of Ward's Island it's easy to relax, for everything is so peaceful, progressive, and mostly orange.In this riding the battle is between the NDP and the Liberals, and the Cons don't stand a
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Stooge Chris Alexander Disgraces Himself Again
You might think that the ghastly Con stooge Chris Alexander might have learned his lesson. You might think that buried deep inside his lizard brain there might be a sputtering spark of decency.But no, just a few days ago he was going after Syrian refugees.Now he's going after a woman who wears
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Are Stephen Harper and His Cons Creeping Out Our Social Media?
Well it's a horrible thought. The kind of thought that could give you nightmares.But Stephen Harper is desperate. He knows the internet is his enemy. The only thing he can't control.Or scare into submission.So it seems that him and his Con gang may have been creeping out Facebook.As the CBC's
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Harper’s Police And Yet Another Reason To Kill Bill C-51
As you know I have been steadily losing confidence in the RCMP, which I now frequently call Harper's police.Not because I'm anti-police, I'm not.But because I can't help feeling that its bosses have turned it into a tool of the sinister Con regime.And as you know I also believe that
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Not So Proud Record The Video
For years Stephen Harper has used millions of dollars of OUR money to make himself look good on his ghastly YouTube propaganda channel 24/7.And now his Con Death Machine is flooding the airwaves with more propaganda promoting what he calls his great team and his proud record.Even though it couldn't
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jesus Harper and the Not So Miraculous Surplus
It looked like a scene in that sordid B-movie, The Rise and Fall of Jesus Harper.The one where the Oily Messiah takes a fishy deficit and miraculously turns it into a tiny surplus.Stephen Harper seemed to have some extra spring in his step Monday after struggling on a variety of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Could the Refugee Issue Help Stephen Harper Win the Election?
I was planning to stay away from writing about polls for a while because all of them suggest a three-way tie, and with the margin of error could mean anything.But something about this latest Nanos poll bothers me. Not because of the result, which with a margin of error of 2.8% could
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Bad Conduct Con Campaign
If you remember when we last left Stephen Harper, he was sitting in the office of his Australian spin doctor getting the bad news about his campaign.And either squirming uncomfortably, or gagging violently.Which as it turns out now seems almost like proctologist poetic justice.Now that we know that he has slapped a
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