Montreal Simon: Samantha Bee on the Homophobic Pervert Roy Moore

As I'm sure you know, Roy Moore is a disgusting creature, more hog than human, for many reasons. He's a dirty old man who had to be banned from a mall so he couldn't harass young teenage girls.He's a religious fanatic, who makes a mockery out of the Christian religion.But the worst thing about him is ...

Montreal Simon: Roy Moore and the Religious Perverts

I can't imagine a more satisfying situation, or justice more divine.Roy Moore, the homophobic bigot who likes to portray himself as a God's gift to America, now being accused of being a pervert who liked to go after VERY young women.Moore, who is running for a Senate seat in Alabama, is still claiming he kept his ...

Montreal Simon: Roy Moore: Another Homophobe Bites The Dust

I have always believed that in the sweaty core of every homophobic religious fanatic there lurks a monstrous pervert.And the case of Roy Moore, a Republican senatorial candidate in Alabama, only proves my point.Moore believes that the Bible not the U.S. constitution should guide the affairs of government. He believes that homosexuality should be illegal.He likes to pull ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Turning of the Tide

It's hard to believe that today marks one year since Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States.It seems like so much longer.But at least he's far away in South East Asia today, and at least he doesn't have much to celebrate.Not after voters in the U.S. gave him a magnificent kick ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Holy Bigots

He's a dirty old man, a grubby sexual predator, a racist, a white supremacist, and an anti-gay bigot.He steals from the poor to give to the rich. He's trying to leave more than 20 million Americans without any health coverage, and leading his country to war.The only time he goes down on his knees is ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Revenge of Puerto Rico

As I'm sure you know, Donald Trump's visit to Puerto Rico last week was the worst visit by a U.S. president, to any place, ever.He insulted the people of that battered island by telling them to stop complaining because hurricane Katrina was worse. And they should save their energy to praise him instead.He threw rolls of ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Republican Civil War

Donald Trump likes to compare himself favourably to Abraham Lincoln, the only president he believes who was (slightly) greater than him.And when there's a full moon, he has even been heard to describe himself as the Great Uniter.Which of course is hilarious. MAGA !!! MAGA!!! MA HA HA HA!!!But now at least he may have earned himself the ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Deplorable Ship of Fools

Yesterday I wrote about how Donald Trump's dinner with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer had outraged many of his loyal supporters.After it produced a deal between the main course and dessert to protect young undocumented immigrants.A deal which has given the Republican leadership a bad case of indigestion.One that has the alt-right rag Breitbart calling ...

Montreal Simon: Alex Jones: Donald Trump Is Being Drugged By the Deep State!

Ever since Donald Trump gave Mitch McConnell the cold shoulder and made a deal with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, Republicans have been in a state of total shock.And to a slightly lesser extent so have the Democrats… But while the Republicans scream betrayal, and wonder what Trump might do next…Read more »

Montreal Simon: Steve Bannon and the Death of the Republican Party

I don't know or care how the grubby boozer Steve Bannon managed to burrow into Donald Trump's diseased brain.And only a psychiatrist can explain why Trump believed anything Bannon told him.But now Bannon has granted an interview to CBS' 60 Minutes, and one thing he said did make sense.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Deadly Threat of Hurricane Mueller

As you can imagine, Donald Trump has so many things to worry about these days. What with Hurricane Irma threatening to engulf the state of FloridaAnd the Hispanic Hurricane Jose following so closely behind.It's a climate change denier's AND a bigot's nightmare. But of course the hurricane he's really worried about is Hurricane Mueller.Read more »

Montreal Simon: When Fascism Finally Came to America

When I was in university I used to bore and no doubt depress my friends, by frequently and confidently predicting that fascism was coming to America.And that it would be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross, as Sinclair Lewis said it would in his 1935 novel It Can't Happen Here.Until I found out ...

Montreal Simon: Who Would Be Worse Donald Trump or Mike Pence?

He can often be seen looking on at Donald Trump's grotesque travelling circus with a strange smile on his face.When asked to say something about his boss, Mike Pence sounds as loyal as a butler, or as giddy as a college cheerleader.But appearances can be deceiving.For it seems that should something horrible happen to Trump, ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Children’s Hour

As you know, the other day Donald Trump was quoted as calling the White House a "real dump." But now that he's at General Kelly's Tough Love School he's denying it. And to prove how much he loves the place he's going to extraordinary lengths.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Week Donald Trump Set The White House On Fire

As the conservative author and broadcaster Charlie Sykes said, it was the week when President Pyromaniac set the White House on fire. His worst week ever. In five torrid days, the US president alienated conservatives by savaging his own attorney general; earned a rebuke from the Pentagon over a rushed ban on transgender troops; watched impotently as the ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the End of the (American) World As We Know It.

A few months ago the big German magazine Der Spiegel ran this cover of Donald Trump.With the title "The End of the World, As We Know it."And yesterday when the flaming orange proclaimed that the U.S. is pulling out of the Paris Accord, it was shared on social media all over the planet.But while it ...

Montreal Simon: The Simpsons on Donald Trump’s 125 Days in Power

After nine days abroad in Europe and the Middle East Donald Trump is on his back to Washington and calling his trip a "home run."When in fact it was a total disaster, and Trump never looked so crazy and dangerous. President Trump failed to commit to remaining within the Paris climate agreement during a two-day meeting ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Russian Problem Just Keeps Getting Worse

Oh well, at least now we know why those Russian diplomats seemed to be having such a good time in the Oval Office, while Donald Trump seemed strangely out of it.Not only had he shared some top-secret intelligence with them, after ordering the White House media out of the room.It seems Trump also told the ...

Montreal Simon: One More Reason Donald Trump Must Go

When I ran this picture the other day I thought there was something strange about it. And it wasn't just that the U.S. media had been ordered out of the room. Or that it was the day after Trump had fired James Comey. I just thought the Russian foreign minister and the Russian ambassador seemed to ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Week From Hell

It seems only fitting that Donald Trump should end his week at Liberty University, invoking the name of God, and denouncing his critics.Because for Trump it was a week from Hell.A week when his inner beast, or inner fascist was finally revealed. And he was seen to be both crazy, and dangerous, AND as dumb ...

Montreal Simon: The Donald Trump and Michael Flynn Show

They used to work together so well, like two old soft shoe shufflers on the election campaign circuit. Donald Trump singing out "Lyin' Hillary Clinton" and Gen. Michael Flynn leading the chant "lock her up, lock her up."It was practically an American love story. But then Trump made Flynn his national security adviser, and it all went horribly wrong.Read ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Trumpcare Bill That Will Destroy Him

The front page of the New York Daily News sums up the situation well. Donald Trump grins moments after the House of Representatives had passed his Trumpcare bill.While his Republicans prepared to party… Even though the bill would take health insurance away from at least 24 million Americans.And condemn many of the poorest and the most ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Trumpcare Disaster

Well what a difference a day makes. On Thursday Donald Trump was sitting in the cab of a monster truck demanding that Republicans support his plan to replace Obamacare.Or else.And when he woke up yesterday morning, he seemed pretty confident his Trumpcare plan would be approved. But sadly for him, that's as good as it got.Read ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Lies That Will Destroy Him

Well we know that it wasn't exactly a meeting of minds. We know that Donald Trump acted like an orange oaf when he met with Angela Merkel.Or like a very small man, with no manners or class. And we know how it ended…Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump’s Cruel and Monstrous Budget

It's a budget plan only the monstrous Donald Trump and his bestial followers could love. A plan that would take money from the poor and the vulnerable, and hand it over to the police, the military, and the millionaires.  One that would attack the arts and the humanities as only fascists can.And one that could only ...