Montreal Simon: Doug Ford’s Bus and the Road To Ruin

I see that Doug Ford has unveiled his shiny new bus.And a shiny new slogan: "For the People."So he can ride in comfort all over Ontario, giving the people the thumb.While giving the media the finger. Because as you may know, he's not giving them a bus to follow him.So it will be harder to ask ...

Montreal Simon: The Many Unholy Lies of Andrew Scheer

Andrew Scheer claims to be a great Canadian and a great Christian. Not necessarily in that order.And his Easter card has a sinister looking cross on it big enough to crucify us all.Or at least crucify those who offend him and his bloodthirsty Godzilla the most. You know, liberated women, Muslims, LGBT Canadians, environmentalists, drug users, ...

Montreal Simon: Has The Con Media Handed Scheer’s Cons A Majority?

Pity poor Andrew Scheer. The Con media has stopped attacking Justin Trudeau for a moment, so they can go after the NDP's Jagmeet Singh.Which is bad for the Cons, because they want the NDP strong enough to split the progressive vote.But it doesn't really matter.The shrilly little scribblers managed to make such an absurd fuss over Trudeau's ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Theocon Conspiracy

We already knew that Doug Ford arranged to get anointed in a church to solidify the support of social conservatives.We knew that he has promised to make it harder for young women to get an abortion, harder for LGBT kids to be safe in our schools, and that the thought of all that young meat had the religious ...

Montreal Simon: Doug Ford and the Enema of My Enemies

Well he's now officially the leader, or the Boss of Bosses, of the Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario.After complaining about "serious irregularities" poor old Christine Elliott has hurriedly surrendered.“After completing my review, I am confident in the results. I extend my congratulations to Doug Ford on a hard-fought campaign.” And Doug "Meat Head" Ford, Brother ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Maniac

As we all know Andrew Scheer likes to portray himself as a Mr Nice Guy, the Con Forrest Gump, or the politician next door.And as you also know, I've been trying to warn Canadians that he isn't what he appears to be.Warn them that he is not a harmless Gump, or chump. He's a dangerous religious ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Losing War on Justin Trudeau

As you all know I'm sure, Andrew Scheer has been having a terrible week, and you can see the desperation in his face.Even the Con media is getting tired of his never-ending claim that Trudeau took an "illegal vacation" and is starting to ignore him.Or preferring to ask him questions about what he knew about the sordid ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Went Over The Deep End

Andrew Scheer has only been Con leader for about nine months, but already there are signs that he cannot handle the pressure of being Harper Two.And is slowly losing his marbles.Yesterday I issued this warning on Twitter: And sure enough not long afterwards he went over the deep end.Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Con Media and the Religious Fanatics Go After Justin Trudeau

Ever since Justin Trudeau came to power, the Con media in this country has found any excuse to attack him like a pack of rabid zombies.But now they may have found the foulest excuse yet. Now they're accusing the son of the man who brought in our Charter of Rights of violating that charter.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Big Beyak Bigot Problem

As you know Andrew Scheer is now desperate to improve his image, and try to convince Canadians he is not a bigot.After the Globe editorial board questioned his commitment to tolerance.Mr. Scheer has apparently made it a priority to rebrand his party as a Canada's brightest beacon of tolerance. Based on what we've seen, he may ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Insane Attempt To Try To Change His Image

Not long ago I warned that Andrew Scheer's shadowy inner circle of religious fanatics, the group known as The Conclave, was in a full blown panic, or a friggin' frenzy.Their attempt to destroy Justin Trudeau had failed, and worse, had left Schmear looking like Mr Ugly.So the time had come to try to make him ...

Montreal Simon: Candice Bergen and the Trudeau Hating Cons

I've been trying to write something about what the year 2017 felt like to me, but it isn't easy.So many things happened, I can't decide whether it was a good year or a bad one. Or whether we're making progress, or going back to the Stone Age.And to make matters worse every time I start, I keep ...

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Was Impaled On His Own Petard

Andrew Scheer tries so hard to hide his religious fanaticism behind a facade of normality.And a creepy smile that seems almost screwed or glued on to his face.But something always give him away. Like the way he went after Justin Trudeau for defending Julie Payette. Or his burning obsession with punishing universities for failing to live ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer’s Shameful and Disgusting Alt-Right Day

By now it should be clear that Andrew Scheer and his Rebel campaign manager Hamish Marshall, are turning the Cons into an Alt-Right party.A party of bigots and misogynists, more Trump-like than Canadian.And in that regard, yesterday was a banner day. Read more »

Montreal Simon: The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Monster

Let nobody say I didn't warn them that Andrew Scheer is a dangerous religious fanatic.For I've been trying to drive home that simple point for months.Trying to warn Canadians that Scheer is a such a religious extremist that he is quite capable of tearing this country apart.Or do anything to try to smear Justin Trudeau.And ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Holy Apocalypse

As we all know, Donald Trump is now posing as a pious man, instead of a grubby pervert.A man who now prefers to read the Bible instead of Hitler's speeches.But still, this tweet late yesterday seemed to come out of nowhere. And it couldn't be more disturbing.Read more »

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Holy Bigots

He's a dirty old man, a grubby sexual predator, a racist, a white supremacist, and an anti-gay bigot.He steals from the poor to give to the rich. He's trying to leave more than 20 million Americans without any health coverage, and leading his country to war.The only time he goes down on his knees is ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Con’s Alt Right Candidate

One week ago, I wrote about how Andrew Scheer had given his blessing to a certain candidate in a by-election to replace Rona Ambrose.Even though that candidate, Dane Lloyd, was less qualified than some of the other ones in that race.And had once called feminists "feminazis."Well now it turns out that Lloyd has a few other dubious ...

Montreal Simon: Is Andrew Scheer Canada’s Milo Yiannopoulos?

In my last post I looked at how the creepy social conservative Andrew Scheer was accusing the Trudeau Liberals of "intolerance," for refusing to accept his nomination of Rachael Harder as chair of the Committee on the Status of Women.Claiming that he was surprised and shocked that Harder's candidacy was rejected just because she doesn't accept ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Con War On Women

From the moment he was named Con leader, Andrew Scheer has been building an inner circle of religious fanatics like this country has never seen before.Almost half the members of his so-called "shadow government" are social conservatives who are strongly anti-abortion.And his choice of a candidate to replace Rona Ambrose tells you all you need ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer and the Religious Extremists

It's hard to believe, it's so bizarre it boggles the mind. It's like Andrew Scheer is getting his marching orders straight from Donald Trump or his Godzilla.For it has only been a couple of weeks since him and his Cons tried to sabotage the NAFTA talks by taking the Khadr case to the U.S.And stabbing ...

Montreal Simon: Andrew Scheer And His Inner Beast Revealed

The night Andrew Scheer was elected Con leader I remember thinking how little I knew about him, and wondering why the media had failed so miserably to let us know who he really was.I knew he was a professional politician, I knew he had been a lousy Speaker who always tilted in the same rightward ...

Montreal Simon: Is Andrew Scheer a Ghastly Con or a Reagan Republican?

We already knew that Andrew Scheer is a sinister religious fanatic, who doesn't believe in women's rights, and believes that gay Canadians are "abhorrent."We knew that he likes to smile a lot, even when he's talking about child rape and other dirty sex stuff in the House of Commons.Except when he is in his office working ...

Montreal Simon: The Hidden Face of Andrew Scheer

As you know, I've been trying to warn people that Andrew Scheer is not the nice guy he pretends to be.Warn them that his perma smile conceals the frightening depth of his religious fanaticism, as well as a truly ugly mean streak.And that far from being a howdy doody farm boy, Scheer is a ruthless ...

Montreal Simon: Donald Trump and the Idiocy of Ben Carson

When Donald Trump first offered Ben Carson a cabinet job, Carson turned him down saying he didn't have a clue about how to run a government department.But Trump insisted, Carson agreed to become the new head of the department of Housing and Urban Development.And yesterday he showed his boss, and the world, how clueless he ...