We know how many millions the Cons have spent on their ghastly porky propaganda designed to brainwash into believing that Stephen Harper is a great leader.And that they are a great government instead of the worst one in Canadian history.We know how much of our money Harper has spent pursuing
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Montreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Coming Storm
It's summer in Canada. The tragically short season when one should be allowed to forget about our grubby political scene, think about more beautiful things, and enjoy them while it lasts.But this is Harperland, and there is a storm on the horizon.Stephen Harper is on the move, and the next election
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Rise and Fall of the Porky Action Plan
Uh oh. Hold the bacon. It looks as if the Cons have finally realized that their Porky Action Plan ads are NOT as popular as they had hoped.And although they have spent gazillions of OUR tax dollars to promote THEMSELVES.Now they don't even dare ask Canadians what they think of
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jason Kenney and the Porky Waste Awards
Hallelujah. I see that Jason Kenney has finally been rewarded for his outstanding work on behalf of the Con regime, the grateful religious fanatics of Canada, and of course the Lord Himself.No, he still doesn't have Harper's job, or even his old job back as Minister of Immigration and Ethnic
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Latest Porky Scandal
His bloated junket is over. He's back in Canada.Just in time for the re-opening of Parliament tomorrowJust in time for the latest porky scandal. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons: The Scandal and the Incompetence
Well I see the Con Convention is over, and so are Stephen Harper's plans to reboot or revive his tired corrupt Con regime. He did everything to please his rabid base. He promised them they could grope the rights of women, and preach that gay people should be murdered without being accused of discrimination.
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Outrageous Prorogation Vacation
Well at least now we know another reason Stephen Harper shutdown Parliament. Not just so he could dodge questions about that sordid Senate scandal. Or take a long paid vacation before he went over the deep end.But also so he could travel across the country, and launch his new/nouveau re-election campaign.By shamelessly
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Great Economist Leader Myth
It's one of the most depressing things about living in Harperland eh? The way Great Monstrous Leader commits one democratic atrocity after the other, but gets away with it by claiming he's the best leader to manage the economy.And so many Canadians still swallow that fraudulent myth, hook, line, and SINKER. When in fact Stephen
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Con Porky Action Plan Ads Pulled for Fraud !!!!!
As if Stephen Harper's foul Porky Action Plan ads weren't annoying enough. Especially since we're paying for them. Now it turns out his newest ones are being pulled because they are FRAUDULENT !!! A Harper government advertisement touting a jobs program that does not yet exist has been pulled from the airwaves and
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Sneaky Assault on Medicare
It may seem like just another federal-provincial disagreement, another argument in a fractious country.But there are very good reasons the premiers are united in opposing Stephen Harper's job training plan. For not only were they not consulted. Not only is the Con regime clawing back money from provincial programs. Not only
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper’s Disastrous Porky Propaganda
He hasn't been seen in days, since people found out about his Enemy List.And his new/nouveau cabinet shuffle went up in smoke before his eyes.But I'm pretty sure I know where he is eh?In the basement of his haunted mansion, plotting his comeback. And demanding more Porky Action Plan ads to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Stephen Harper and the Porky Action Plan Scam
Well after being missing in action for days, Stephen Harper finally dared show his face in the House of Commons today. But it wasn't exactly a triumphal return, as you can see by the looks on the faces of his increasingly restless caucus.And who can blame them eh?When what he had to say
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the War on Truth
He's spending millions of dollars attacking Justin Trudeau in the foulest way possible.Trying to brainwash people into believing that Trudeau is not a real man. Now he's preparing to spend millions more of OUR tax dollars trying to brainwash Canadians into thinking he's a real economist. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Con Mob and the Disappearing Budget
As you probably know, I've been portraying the Cons as a scary mob for a very long time.From the days when Bev "Juice" Oda was running with the Harper gang, and driving the getaway car limo.To the even scarier present… So you can imagine how delighted I was to see
Continue readingMontreal Simon: How to Fight Back Against The Porky Action Ads
Gawd. You just can't teach old Cons new tricks eh?For there they are bombarding the airwaves with their grotesque Porky Action Plan ads again. Even though it's costing a fortune. The Harper government spent $21 million on major advertising campaigns under its Economic Action Plan brand in 2011-12, according to the
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Harper Cons and the Great Job Scam
Gawd. I should have remembered I'm living in Harperland, not Wonderland.I should have realized why that damm cat was laughing at me eh?I should have known you can't trust those two old Con artists, Steve and Jimbo, no matter what they say.I should have known it was all a scam.Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty’s Incredible Shrinking Budget
Well, let's start with the good news eh? Jimbo Flaherty got a fabulous new hat to go with his new shoes when he presented his latest budget today.Or as the Cons call it, his Porky Action Plan 2013.And the bad news?The hat was bigger than the budget. Read more »
Continue readingMontreal Simon: Jimbo Flaherty and the Porky Action Monster
Well as you know today was St Patrick's Day, and no doubt wee little Jimbo Flaherty was running around looking for the pot of gold.The one he lost when he cut the GST.And probably wishing he didn't have to call his new budget Porky Action Plan 2013.Because it's hard to
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Cons and the Porky Propaganda War
Golly. Sometimes it's the small things that tell you so much about the slow collapse of the Con Regime.Like the sad fate of Stephen Harper's 1812 extravaganza.Great Royal Jelly Leader was hoping he could whip Canadians into a patriotic frenzy, by bombarding us with more ads than we could duck.While
Continue readingMontreal Simon: The Humiliating Collapse of The Porky Action Plan
Uh oh. The alarms are honking away at Porky Action Headquarters. The Con hogs are still strutting around on their hind legs promoting their fraudulent porky plan.But the reviews are coming in, and the stench of panic is is the air.Because they are DEVASTATING.Read more »
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