There’s certain rules a B.C. Liberal/Socred must adhere to; cruelty is at the top of the list. While Bill van der Zalm was busy plucking the wings off flies during his tenure as premier, Christy Clark has begun working on disecting the fly itself (sans anaesthetic). Christy, you give here, then take there….all in what […]
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Harper Valley: What is North America Truly Asking For?
The turbulence is growing….England, Greece, Spain….where’s next? It could be our own backyards. This from Mohawk Clan Mother, Kahentenita Horn: Youth Riots – Ravenous Hunger for Freedom MNN. August 9, 2011. People and animals don’t live or breed well in captivity, unless they think they are free. Indigenous had mental, physical and spiritual freedoms. Europeans were born into […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales From The Project – #2
Ain’t that a pretty view? And it’s mine, all mine! I’m still adjusting to life in the projects…the neighbourhood is sweet . I’ve gotten most of the bus routes downpat and like to ride my bike downtown; it’s an easy route with a small hill that allows me to coast back downhill. There’s a million […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales From The Project – #1
I’m in the projects! BC Housing came through, finally, after enlisting the help of an NDP MLA who addressed my physical and mental health concerns to the health branch of housing. Who would have known they had a health branch? But that’s one of the things about B.C.’s Housing and Social Underdevelopement…it’s a huge puzzle […]
Continue readingThe Sir Robert Bond Papers: Definitely cabinet material
A man arrested for allegedly assaulting police officers with an electric drill says he plans to seek the Provincial Conservative nomination in Port de Grave district during this fall’s provincial election. Here’s a chunk of the story from Voice Of…
Continue readingHarper Valley: Stephen Harper’s Fantasy
Steve has been lonley since his ‘top’, George W. Bush, has been out of power. Oh sure, sure, there’s the occasional liason at the ranch, but it’s not enough. Steve has the driving need to be a ‘bottom’ to someone in the limelight. So Harper Valley contacted “Name That Fantasy Inc.” where they scientifically […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: B.C. Housing – The End of Shelterville
Here it is…Home Sweet Project. I’m now in a 1960′s BC Housing Project….note the original lino floor and cinder block walls. Ugly, but hey, I can’t hear my neighbours. It took two years to finally get my own place , and I had to go through the NDP Housing and Social Developement Critic, […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Meeting Wandering Coyote!
Aside from having already known Allison from Creekside prior to my blogging days, I have never met a fellow blogger….until the other day. Wandering Coyote was in Vancouver and we linked up. That’s link in person, not in cyber space. Well what a joy! We did Gastown, Coytoe got to go to Fluevog’s and try on […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: The Vancouver Canucks, Smudging, Obnoxious Scalper and Cops…
My friend did a smudge around Roger’s Arena for the 7th game of the Canucks vs. the Blackhawks. The Nucks won. Then she did it again for the 5th game against the Predators, but an obnoxious, loud-mouth big baby scalper whined to her that the smudge smelled like shit. She explained it was a First […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Stephen Harper – Predictions
Let’s see if any of the following are true: 1. Stephen Harper is bipolar 2. His wife, Laureen, has been having an affair with an RCMP officer 3. Laureen is leaving Stephen but they decided not to do the split until after the election. Want my bookies number? Filed under: Political Humour Tagged: affair, bipolar, […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Barak Obama – The Great White Hope (less)
In many Black circles he’s known as an Oreo (black on the outside, white on the inside). In his home state of Hawaii he’s known as a Coconut (brown on the outside, white on the inside). He actually supports the Akaka Bill, legislation that would create a reservation system for indigenous Hawaiians!!! Makes me wonder […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Big Bwana – A Song for the Stephen Harpers of the World (including you, Gordon Campbell)
Writen and performed by Wednesday Jones.
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Harper Valley: Stephen Harper – The Mortician
Dr. Death. Prime Mordial of Canada. It’s rumoured he drinks formeldehyde on ice. What else would a guy who has sounded the death nell for Canada sip back after a long day of whining, CONvincing and CONniving? Don’t vote for Stephen Harper. Why? It’s all right here: Shit Harper Did. I need not say more. […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales From The Shelter – 54
We sit around and talk about things we need but Gordie Campbell took away from us. “Shirley” is elderly and needs orthotics as her arches are collapsing and her feet become very painful. That need was ripped from the books of the Ghost of Gordy Campbell Present and it will cost her $800 (with the […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales from The Shelter – 53
I’m on my home island finishing up some songs I’m writing and recording. My friend I stay with is a true friend and mega talented woman. It’s inspiring to be at her home. The break from the Silly Man couldn’t have come any sooner. All hell’s been breaking loose with Botox woman using crack in […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales From The Shelter – 52
Can ya believe it? When the B.C. NDP were last in power they were building 1,2oo units of affordable housing a year. What’s the number now…close to zilch? Retarded Martha was talking to the t.v. the other day , standing about an inch away from the screen. She leaves her room door open a lot […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Tales From The Shelter – 51
OH oh, my bipolar switch went off on the Canada Line. I’d just come from having a barium x-ray and I guess I was stressed out more then I thought. I boarded the train and it was pretty full, so I scanned the car for youth who might give up their seat to me. There […]
Continue readingHarper Valley: Iggy on the Fun Bus
While federal liberal leader, Michael Ignatieff rides the campaign bus around the country, the Conservatives have launched a series of Anti-Iggy tv ads. The thing is, they’re funny!!! But it shouldn’t ruffle Iggy’s feathers, as his oft seen appearances on CBC’s “This Hour Has 22 Minutes” place him in self depracating comedic roles….you gotta hand […]
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