Dreamed that Son Three and me were driving a Land Rover at some seaside resort – on the water. It did okay for a while, but then eventually sunk. Scarlett Johansson comforted us, on terra firma, as we watched the recovery effort. I told her that driving on the water
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Warren Kinsella: Pussy Riot is free!
Yahoo! SFH’s “Free Pussy Riot” tee – which sold out in days. Now a collector’s item!
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Coming soon to your living room, more and more: me and Kirbie!
Aren’t you happy?
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: PS Score
Gave the PS4 to Son Two at his birthday get-together last night. Also in attendance: Sons One and Three, Daughter, Son Two’s BFF. It was a big, big hit. Many thanks to all of you who helped me find it.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Seniors need exercise
Get ready to be hearing that line quite a bit in the next couple years. This Harper appointee has just put the Conservatives in mortal peril. In two sentences. Oh, and here’s what he deserves.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: No digital device was harmed in the making of this post
For years, I have had two devices – a Blackberry and an iPhone. I was always a Blackberry guy, right from their first pager-style model (that beauty up above). I loved it because I could write on it. I write about 1,000 words every day, so it was just what
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Bourrie loses another one: the Law Society kicks Mark to the curb
As per the letter below. They didn’t even bother to contact me, they considered his complaint so utterly without merit. Wow. Which reminds me: I still haven’t been arrested for criminal libel, and it’s Day 62! What gives? Oh well: I’m sure the police will be knocking on my door,
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: My new song
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Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Tuesday’s Sun: I don’t bite, Justin.
Justin Trudeau won’t agree to an interview. With Sun News, that is. He dismisses queries from Sun Media reporters on the Hill, even super nice guys like David Akin. He routinely dismisses questions from Sun Media reporters. And, last week, we asked him if he’d do one of those friendly
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: McPunk
I have long called McDonald’s Corporate Death Burger (h/t MDC). I also refer to a Big Mac as a “Stomach Bomb.” The first libel action against me (at age sixteen, I won) came from McD’s. So I generally avoid the place like the plague. However, sometimes you have no choice.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Sunday morning
The view in our living room.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Sunday’s Sun: your election loss is in the mail
The Evil Empire. Yes, that’s what we called it. Back before the dawn of time, you see, I was chief of staff to a federal cabinet minister. The minister had multiple responsibilities. In private sector terms, he ran the biggest corporation in Canada. Among his responsibilities was Canada Post. Or,
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Walk softly and carry a big, big stick for big spenders
Wynne has this incongruity I like: she smiles a lot and is friendly, but she is absolutely brutal when fat-cats start getting reckless with taxpayer-subsidized expense accounts. It’s like a bureaucratic Game of Thrones, and she’s the one swinging the axe. Voters like that. It’s not necessarily a theme to
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: A decade-plus investigation
My, my. You wouldn’t suppose the timing has anything to do with the ongoing Senate scandal, would you? No, of course not. The decade-plus-long delay makes this a joke. If a trial ever takes place, I’ll be amazed.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Ontario politics: should I kill myself, or have an election?
Political courage, someone once said, is not political suicide. Noble sentiment, I guess, but it’s also worth knowing that the author of the statement was Arnold Schwarzenegger (not Camus, who provided the inspiration for this post’s title). Arnold, of course, would subsequently go on to commit political suicide. I thought
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Strummerfest 2013 – tonight in K-W!
SFH and a ton of other bands – plus our newest members, Steve Deceive and Royal Niblit!
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Live from the Leafs-Kings game
Text exchange between Son One and me. We Kinsellas are unimpressed by movie stars.
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