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Warren Kinsella: Why you should follow @mikelondoncan
Oh, and BTW, Mike, IT’S NOT A BLOG IT’S A WEB SITE. That said, I also have a similarly stultifying effect on marriages and common-law relationships. .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Provincial campaign? Municipal campaign? Who cares
This is what greeted Lala and me when we made our way up to the cabin for the first time this year. (I’m always the first on my lake, I’m told.) Rounded the corner and – holy shit la merde – an 80-foot tree had fallen. And missed the place
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In Sunday’s Sun: Rob Ford ain’t beaten yet, Toronto
On a typically cold January day, the man steps into room 727 at the hotel, which is located right downtown. He has come there, a bit reluctantly, at the request of his former girlfriend. He wants to have sex, she doesn’t. So they lounge on the bed, reminiscing about old
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In yesterday walks tomorrow
White background Liberal lawn signs: Never really ends well, in my experience.
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Getting lots of new followers
…must be an election or something. .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: So much for my predicting ability
(Very happy, by the way. See ya, Ms. Wynne. Howdy, Premier Horwath. Nap time, Toronto mayoralty campaigners.) .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: More than 200 girls abducted, and no one seems to give a shit
Why? And, while we’re on the subject, why hasn’t the West gone in there, to get them back? .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: The next time John Tory is critical of Rob Ford, remember these two things
1. He gave the Fords lots of money in campaign donations. 2. He was Ford’s best-buddy until he decided to run for Mayor. In a few weeks, Rob Ford will come back, slimmer and sounding better than he has in a long time. He will be even more competitive
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: ” At heart, the real Rob Ford is a racist, sexist, homophobic pig.”
That’s from the Toronto Sun, people. THE SUN. Penned by my Carleton J school friend, Michele Mandel. Here it is, for you to save and show your kids. .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Highly scientific poll: what should Rob Ford do?
In difficult circumstances, my answer is always number five. (In all seriousness, however, I’d love to hear your views about what you’d do if you were advising Rob Ford. Hard to imagine, I know, but he was looking for an advisor, just yesterday afternoon!) poll by twiigs.com .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Eight years ago today!
I know nothing else is happening, at all, but I thought I would bring this to your attention. Smartest move I ever made. Names of the departed have been smudged because they’re, you know, departed.)
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: In other news, there is no other news
You can be forgiven for wondering if there’s a provincial budget today. Or anything else. .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Toronto needs a mayor
A second video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking what has been described as crack-cocaine by a self-professed drug dealer was secretly filmed in his sister’s basement early Saturday morning. The clip, which was viewed by two Globe and Mail reporters, shows Mr. Ford taking a drag from a long
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Karen Stintz?
She’s done. .
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: SFH through the ages
Came across this one in the Punk Rock Hall of Fame vault, and put it on Twitter to irritate Steve Deceive. As you read this, millions of mohawked youngsters are printing this off, clipping it, and stitching it onto their sleeveless Circle Jerks jean jackets. Of such photos are punque
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: Sorry, but Tory’s Twister stunt not Stratego – too much Risk. Being a real Mayor is not a Trivial Pursuit
Don Eady brilliantly sums up the Twitter stunt of John Tory’s oxymoronic brain trust (and you’d think they’d wash their hair for a photo shoot!). Classic. Anyway, don’t take the word of Don and me. Here’s what journalists had to say about yesterday’s greasy, paunchy stroke of inanity: “It was
Continue readingWarren Kinsella: “Polls clear as mud in Ontario”
No kidding. My political gut, which I always trust over my political head, tells me that the Ontario Liberals are heading to the charnel house. (Thanks, perhaps, to the Three Horsepeople of the Ontario Liberal Apocalypse.) What’s your view, O wk.com oracles? .
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